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Model/actress Danae DiGiulio nude album

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (6:47 pm) ... no comments.

Danae DiGiulio photographed nude by Antoine Verglas for GOSEE Mag

Phoebe Price bootylicious in the desert

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (6:35 pm) ... no comments.

“Every Cleavage And Cheek-Baring Outfit Phoebe Phucking Price Wore To Coachella 2019“

“What The New Opening Credits Say About ‘Game Of Thrones'”

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (6:32 pm) ... no comments.

It is not an especially percipient reflection on the logic behind the new credits, but the last paragraph is genius:

“So if the opening credits are still supposed to be a window into the upcoming story, that should put at ease the many GOT fans who have become worried that their show will end up being just another epic fantasy about war, dragons, and boobs (instead of a nuanced exploration of politics, morality, and boobs).”

Trump says he ‘has always liked’ Jimmy Carter.

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (6:02 pm) ... no comments.

“Trump says he ‘has always liked’ Jimmy Carter. He previously called him the worst president in U.S. history.”

First of all, the WaPo headline implies that those two statements are contradictory. They are not. I like a lot of people that I consider completely incompetent, because their hearts are kind.

Secondly, at the time that Trump said those things they might have been accurate, or at least debatably so. No longer. As Trump noted:

Former President Jimmy Carter is so happy that he is no longer considered the worst President in the history of the United States!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 7, 2013

Trump really took off the pressure, so, as he noted, Carter is no longer a candidate for the bottom spot.

“This will come as no surprise to anyone who’s been in a Manhattan nightclub.”

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (5:50 pm) ... no comments.

“Primates with smaller genitalia compensate by being flashy and aggressive”

So, would they decorate their entire home in gold fixtures and insult everyone?

Got it.

Phun is reporting new alleged leaks of Emma Rigby

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (4:50 pm) ... 3 comments.

Emma Rigby is best known from her long-term role on Hollyoaks, although I heard that she had died in the church and was buried along with her name. Maybe that was Cathy Rigby. One of the big Rigbys.

Talkin’ baseball and the color barrier

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (8:48 am)April 29, 2024 (8:50 am) ... no comments.

There’s an article in today’s WaPo about Fleetwood Walker, a black man who played in the major leagues before Jackie Robinson, albeit in the 19th century.

I’m glad to see Fleet get the recognition he deserved, but I’m not even going to link to the WaPo article because it is basically wrong about everything. (Could Trump be right about “fake news”? I hope WaPo’s contributors know more about politics than they know about baseball.)

1) Fleetwood Walker wasn’t the first black man to play in the majors, although he was the first regular, as far as we know. The first one we are currently aware of was a star Brown University player named William Edward White, who played one game on June 21, 1879 when called into emergency service by an injury affecting the crosstown National League team, the Providence Grays. He had a single in four at-bats, two stolen bases, scored a run, and played errorless ball at first base, recording 12 putouts.

One of the very cool things about William Edward White is that he looks like a time-traveling Barack Obama!

2) Jackie Robinson wasn’t the first black man to play in the modern game, and therefore did not break the modern “color” barrier. His specific achievement was that he was the first African-American man to play in the 20th century. In 1944, however, three years before Robinson’s debut, an African-Cuban man named Tomas de la Cruz slipped under the radar as a regular starting pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds. (De la Cruz’s achievement is doubly impressive, because he wasn’t even playing in a friendly home town. Cincinnati is just about a southern city, with suburbs in Kentucky! One must wince to think of the problems he must have endured.)

With WW2 raging, the majors were so desperate for players in 1944 that “Tommy” was barely noticed. Although he pitched respectably (9-9, 3.25 ERA), he was no longer on the roster once the first white guys started drifting back from the war. In an odd coincidence, de la Cruz also wore #42, the number Robinson would make famous.

3) De la Cruz was obviously a black guy, but even before him came at least three Latin-American players of mixed descent (some African included) who slipped under the racial radar: Roberto Estalella, Alex Carrasquel, and Hiram Bithorn.

4) Hi Bithorn also owns a claim to another bit of historical importance. He was the first Puerto Rican to play in MLB, and should also be called the first Puerto Rican star, easily preceding Vic Power and Roberto Clemente, because in 1943 he won 18 games for the Cubs and led the National League in shutouts. (Clemente was 9 years old at the time.)

Phun is reporting alleged new leaks of Kelli Williams

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (6:57 am) ... 1 comment.

Kelli Williams is an established TV actress from such shows as NCIS and Army Wives

Phun is reporting alleged new leaked pictures of Mireille Enos

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (6:53 am) ... no comments.

I’m not convinced of this one because the woman looks about 20 years younger than Mireille, but whoever it is, she looks great naked.

Women’s pole vault is rapidly becoming my favorite non-beach sport

Scoop, April 16, 2019 (3:22 am) ... no comments.

Pole vaulters need to be as strong as possible without any extra weight. This really produces some beautiful athletes.

If only the sport itself could be a little livelier.

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