Zamboni operator arrested for drunk driving.
Our treasury of Canadiana, mostly involving pelts, a moose or Bill Shatner, is found here. The Holy Grail, of course, would be a story that somehow involved Bill Shatner, a moose and hockey.
Sounds like a set-up for a bad joke: Bill Shatner and a guy with a pet moose walk into a hockey-themed sports bar (where you can pay with cash or pelts). Bartender says, “Hey, you can’t come in here. I’m not cleaning shit off the ice.” Moose’s owner says, “He’s housebroken.” Bartender says, “I was talking to Shatner.”
I like how the story is listed under the Crime section of Global news.