Two words: “celebrity emus”
Stay tuned for “Emu Dundee.”
Is there any other place in the world where a hotel would have to announce that emus are banned from the bar? Given that announcement, I presume that the emus used to be welcome there and that they can still drink everywhere else in the area.
I will have to experiment to see whether I can convert my “Most Canadian” headlines to “Most Aussie” just by replacing each instance of “moose” with “emu.” Although now that I think about it, there’s not much correlation. Most Aussie stories on the internet involve dangerous encounters with deadly plants and animals. Canadians don’t really have to worry about that because very few of those poisonous species can survive the winter.