After Santa Claus (code name: Red One) is kidnapped, the North Pole’s Head of Security (Dwayne The Rock) must team up with the world’s most infamous bounty hunter (Chris Captain America) in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas.
So, a forgotten Tarkovsky film?
The film is a PG-13 Christmas film, so you won’t see this much of Ms. Shipka in your cinema, but you’ll get a pretty appetizing peek right here.
This is probably the best thing to come out of a film that is essentially $250 million worth of shit.
I thought you were joking about the budget, but in checking it I found it to be true. With Hollywood losing revenues left and right, I swear the people out there are doing a money grab before it all runs out. This movie is projected to open in the 20 to 40 million dollar range. Another 200 million loss on the way. Who the hell would spend 250 million just for production for a xmas action adventure movie? Then you got the marketing and post production costs. Hollywood deserves all the financial problems they’re having.
Kiernan’s co-star’s eyes tell the story. 🙂
I take back everything I said in the last Kiki thread. I was dead wrong.
She’s clearly okay with going topless, given she’s doing it here. I’d imagine that’s a signal: I’m not the little girl from Mad Men or Sabrina anymore.