It’s Eva Longoria’s turn to wear a thong

As he appears today: His age is a reminder of how long ago the movie was released. It doesn’t seem like ancient times to me, but it was 40 years ago, and he was already 45 at the time. Of course, back when he looked good (Crocodile Dundee, 1985) we…

And a rather large one. I know that cheetahs are shy, generally non-aggressive animals when they are well fed, so it’s not like doing a photoshoot with a hungry jaguar, but I still wouldn’t show one my neck the way she is doing in the photo above. I don’t want…

And it’s kind of a shame, because she was unique, and now she’s dressing like a Kardashian-in-training, and we already have more of those than we need. (I’d say we need about the same number as pantomime horses.) How long until Z gets the implants? Share via: Facebook X (Twitter)…