In this adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood, nothing goes as expected: “Hoodie” boldly asserts her desires without fear or shame, the Wolf is far from a predator, and Grandmother is losing her mind. But the Narrator hasn’t had the last word yet…
What that description fails to capture is the sense that this, to quote Winston Churchill, is some truly fucked-up shit. Oh, Churchill went on to talk about beaches and landing grounds, but the essence of his position was that free men had to defeat the Nazis because National Socialism was some truly fucked-up shit, possibly even more fucked-up than this film.
The scenes you see below are the most normal, comprehensible parts of the film. In some of the other scenes it’s impossible to determine what is going on. It definitely needed Count Floyd to come on and say, “Pretty scary, eh kids? Did you see those close-ups and mustaches? Arooooooo! You don’t think close-ups are scary? Have you ever seen Kristi Noem? Aroooooo!”
Oddly enough, per IMDb, Epona Guillaume once played the famous Eve Curie in a straight, sincere 2014 TV film about her even more famous mother, Madame Marie Curie. After such a “straight” beginning, her career has taken some sharp turns into the angry indie realm, where she sings and acts.
(She played Eve as a child, by the way. Epona was about 12 or 13 at the time.)
SIDEBAR:
Per Wikipedia:
Eve Curie was the only member of her family who did not win a Nobel Prize.
What a fuckin’ loser!
Puh-lenty fucked up, even by French standards,
I’m glad Count Floyd didn’t live to see Kristi Noem, she would have killed him. Then deported him back to Canada, but with a connecting flight via Burundi.
Cute hooters, interestingly one of the better ways lately to get actresses naked seems to be splattering them in fake blood
I can’t seem to find a place to watch this. Some sources indicate that it hasn’t been released yet.
She certainly is a curvy young beauty.