Aspirational Slut? Well, I guess it’s good to have goals. Her parents must be proud.
I brought this old and obscure post back up to the front page and added some videos because Ellyn is now on the front burner, thanks to her recurring role on Marshals.
Aspirational Slut is a romantic comedy in very compressed format (14 minutes of running time). You know how rom-coms often have a montage in the middle to show the passage of time? Perhaps the lovers romp together in slow motion as they fall in love, or perhaps one of them goes through many dating failures in rapid order until the right one comes along. Well, Aspirational Slut is the usual obligatory montage without the rest of the film.
It’s heaven for you montage lovers!
We meet Rosemary lying on the floor of her house, sobbing. Heartbroken. The doorbell rings. It’s a Pizza Delivery Guy. Rosemary can’t stop crying. She wants love, but it never works out. Fortunately for Rosemary, this Pizza Delivery Guy has the answer: forget about love and focus on wild random sex for once in her life. We cut to a fun slut-training montage where Pizza Delivery Guy teaches Rosemary his skanky ways and Rosemary learns to sexually liberate herself. Rosemary thinks she’s mastered slut life, but her new skills are put to the test when she meets Ned.
Ellyn Jameson
Ellyn Jameson and Megan Feely
