From the famous song “Chuck E’s in jail”

He was booked under his full name, Charles Edward Cheeseman.
Bail was set at 1.7 million tickets.
Kidding aside, this is a real news story, not a spoof from The Onion. The cops arrested Chuck E in front of children, which may not have been the best way to handle it.
I’ll bet you can guess the state.

I thought his middle name was “Entertainment”.