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It turned into a ballroom blitz.

Scoop, October 24, 2025 (5:20 am)October 28, 2025 (7:30 am) ... 30 comments.

Schumer’s sternly worded letter is due to arrive Monday, but the East Wing no longer exists.


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The project was obviously done on the theory that it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. Given the speed of the demolition, there is nothing anyone could have done to stop it.

On the other hand, I read on several sources that the construction of the future $200m $250M $300M Epstein Ballroom might not even be finished by the end of Trump’s term! You know he’ll try to push that though faster. Imagine his chagrin if the maiden use is for Gavin Newsom’s Inaugural Ball.

“15 Of The Most Time-Wasting College Classes Ever Conceived”

Scoop, October 23, 2025 (3:11 am)October 23, 2025 (3:26 am) ... 1 comment.

It’s difficult to pick a favorite from the list, but one of them hits close to home. One of my kids went to Centre College, an elite private school that has graduated many people who distinguished themselves in government and jurisprudence. Presumably neither those notables nor my son took the class called “The Art of Walking.”

I’ll let Google’s AI pick up the story about another favorite:

‘The Sociology of Miley Cyrus’ was a special topics course offered at Skidmore College in 2014, taught by Assistant Professor Carolyn Chernoff. The class used Miley Cyrus as a ‘lens’ to study sociological concepts like race, class, gender, sexuality, media representation, and the commodification of childhood

Not on the list: The Joy of Garbage. Professor Virginia Matzek created this course at Santa Clara University.

The White House is lookin’ great!

Scoop, October 22, 2025 (2:57 pm)October 23, 2025 (2:42 am) ... 67 comments.

It’s time to play “White House or Ukraine?” Can you tell which is which?


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It (the ballroom) won’t interfere with the existing building. It will be near it, but not touching it,

Donald J. Trump, July 31, 2025

“Nothing will be torn down”

Karoline Leavitt, July 31, 2025

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While specific length and width dimensions are not publicly available, the alleged 90,000-square-foot total area of the new building will dwarf the main White House residence, which is 55,000 square feet. The ballroom floor area of the building is reputed to be about 25,000 square feet. Even that is greater than the footprint of the entire original portion of the White House, which covers an area of about 15,000 sq.ft. (168×85)

“The 7 Worst Natural Disasters in American History”

Scoop, October 17, 2025 (2:54 am)October 17, 2025 (5:40 pm) ... 6 comments.

I think the list is missing the event that was #1 by far: the Volcanic Eruptions of Mount Tambora. That volcano was far away from our shores, so no Americans were killed by lava or ash, but the effects of that series of eruptions caused the infamous “year without a summer,” and the death toll was staggering.

The sun was blocked by what people at the time called the “dry fog” (now called a “stratospheric sulfate aerosol veil”), a condition that was never dispersed by wind or rain. Ice clogged the rivers of the Northeast well into early August, and the next winter’s frost began only two weeks after the thaw. The agricultural output of some crops was basically reduced to zero, making some foods available only to the most prosperous people in New England.

Google’s AI overview:

The exact number of American deaths during the “Year Without a Summer” (1816) is not known, but estimates suggest the effects of crop failures, famine, disease, and violence led to the deaths of over 100,000 people in the United States. The widespread hardship was caused by the climatic effects of the 1815 Mount Tambora volcanic eruption.

No natural event in American history ever came close to that level of fatality, not even the pandemics. Those 100,000 deaths occurred in a nation of eight million people, roughly one of every 80 Americans. In proportion, that is more than three times the death toll wreaked by the COVID epidemic, which claimed one of every 275 Americans, and about double the impact of the Influenza Epidemic of 1918, which killed about one of every 160 Americans.

The only event that killed a greater percentage of Americans than Tambora was the entire Civil War, which claimed about 360,000 Union soldiers and a few thousand Union civilians in a population of 22 million – about one of every 60 Americans. The effect was even more brutal in the Confederacy, where about 275,000 soldiers and some 30,000-40,000 civilians died in a population of only nine million. That’s a rate greater than one out of 30. And the numbers for the Confederacy are probably underestimated, since there is no good record of slave deaths.

Anyway, think about how catastrophic the Civil War was during those four dark years. Well, the volcano that created the year without a summer was almost as calamitous in a much shorter time.

TRIVIA:

The year without a summer affected far more of the world than just the USA. In fact, it was responsible for Frankenstein. The extreme weather in Europe forced Mary Shelley, her husband Percy Bysshe Shelley, their friend Lord Byron, and others to remain indoors for weeks while vacationing near Lake Geneva in Switzerland. They had no idea when, or even if, the gloom would end, and in that morbid and paranoid mood, they challenged one another to write horror stories. The spirit of competition and the bleak atmosphere combined to create Ms. Shelley’s iconic novel.

People have speculated about some other historical trends created or affected by the year without a summer. Vermont perhaps suffered the most of any state from the lack of sunshine, which caused Joseph Smith’s family to migrate to Palmyra, New York, which is where he encountered the angel Moroni. Thus was born The Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormons).

Palmyra is more or less an exurb of Rochester, NY. For me, a native of Rochester, it’s hard to imagine anyone going there to see the sun. I told my daughter during her first visit there that the local Native Americans had no word for “sun” because the subject never came up. Given the conditions when we visited, I had no trouble convincing her. I ultimately had to assure her that I was kidding, and that it is occasionally possible to see the sun in Rochester.

Some historians have argued that the migration from New England to Western New York caused by the year without a summer brought together the people that created not only the religious fervor of that era, but eventually the abolitionist and women’s rights movements as well. That is, of course, highly speculative, and the impact is indirect, but it does begin to explain how historically important people like Frederick Douglass and Susan B. Anthony ended up in a seemingly unimportant place like Rochester.

Why does the Nobel Peace Prize exist?

Scoop, October 10, 2025 (8:09 pm)October 10, 2025 (8:26 pm) ... 45 comments.

According to Nobel’s will:

The whole of my remaining realisable estate shall be disposed of in the following way: the capital, invested in safe securities by my executors, shall constitute a fund, the interest on which shall be annually awarded as prizes to those who, during the preceding year, shall have conferred the greatest benefit on mankind. One part to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses.

The 2025 prize is thus based entirely on accomplishments in 2024. Nothing accomplished before or after that can be considered.

That said, I don’t see how María Corina Machado met any of the requirements. She did some courageous things in 2024 in opposition to an evil dictator, and those things are worthy of praise, but they are unrelated to the fraternity of nations, peace congresses, or the reduction of armies.

Of course, she is not the first recipient who failed to meet the requirements. Many Nobels have been undeserved.

President Trump was obviously not eligible. His 2024 consisted of running for office and being convicted of crimes. Depending on how things go in Ukraine and Gaza, he may or may not have a case for next year.

“The Top 7 Myths about Millionaires”

Scoop, October 8, 2025 (6:35 pm)October 13, 2025 (6:02 am) ... 17 comments.

Say, what? MILLIONaires, with an M, as the standard of wealth? Was this article written in 1960?

Within the next few years, maybe sooner, we will have our first trillionaire. Elon is about halfway there, and Larry Ellison actually passed him for a short time last week before falling back into second.

According to Forbes, the top ten richest people earned an average of $20 billion apiece in September alone! Elon made 75 billion last month. That’s more than a million dollars per minute, if you’re scoring at home.

To add some context:

Elon’s gain of $75 billion last month was greater than the monthly GDP of 43 of the 50 states, and 173 of the world’s countries.

There are about 100 countries where the value of all private wealth in the entire country is lower than Elon’s personal wealth. In about 65 of those countries the entire amount of private wealth is less than Elon made last month.

To once again cite the wisdom of the ever-wise Jeff Spicoli, “Righteous bucks!”

7 Great Videos of Male Lions on the Attack

Scoop, October 2, 2025 (9:49 pm) ... no comments.

Instances of the males actually doing some work.

The 7 Deadliest Snipers of World War II

Scoop, September 30, 2025 (4:23 pm)September 30, 2025 (4:38 pm) ... no comments.

I realize that the list was theoretically based solely on the number of kills, so it did not include Vasily Zaitsev, but they might have mentioned him, given that he had 225 kills in just in a two-month period at the end of 1942, achieving a rate that approached (but could not equal) the per diem of “The White Death”. You may have heard about Zeitsev from the book Enemy at the Gates, and the film based on that book, which featured Jude Law as Zeitsev.

(Enemy at the Gates is an embellished account of Zeitsev’s service in Stalingrad. Many say that his duel with a German sniper was entirely a fiction created by Soviet propaganda. The fact of that embellishment does not mean that Zeitsev was not accomplished. His real achievements were almost equally impressive.)

Since WW2, the greatest has been Abdorrasul Zarrin, now considered by many to be the greatest sniper in history, with as many as 3,000 kills. An Iranian sniper in the Iran–Iraq War, he had more than 700 confirmed kills during that war alone.

When Trump is right, he’s right

Scoop, September 16, 2025 (4:39 am)October 28, 2025 (7:32 am) ... 40 comments.

Sometimes he gets it exactly right:



There have been other occasions when he has not been quite as accurate:

Trump claims 300 million people died from drugs last year. (Only 62 million people died last year in the entire world from all causes.)

Trump claims he will reduce drug prices more than 100%.

Trump claims that seventeen times six is 1,112!

12 Amazing Things You Don’t Know About the Founding Fathers

Scoop, September 14, 2025 (8:55 pm) ... no comments.

My favorite from the list:

Benjamin Franklin wrote an essay encouraging scholars to find a method for “improving the odor of human flatulence.” He also wrote an essay called Fart Proudly.

I think Ben and I must be kindred spirits for many reasons. Among them:

Benjamin Franklin was not allowed to write the final draft of the Declaration of Independence because everyone thought that he would try to slip a joke into the document.

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