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Update: The nudity in Body and Soul (1981)

Scoop, June 3, 2026 (4:11 am) ... 2 comments.

Added new 1080hd video clips from Aesthete

I have always had a soft spot in my heart for this mediocre film. The story is tired, basically a rewrite and updating of an old boxing picture with John Garfield. The acting is not strong. Despite those drawbacks, the film has four things I prize: (1) clear, well-lit nudity from Playmates and others with spectacular bodies; (2) an excellent sound track, featuring the beautiful duet “With You I’m Born Again“; (3) the amazingly beautiful Jayne Kennedy, who stayed dressed, darn it; (4) The Greatest, Mohammad Ali, playing himself.

It’s nice to see all those beautiful women in HD after all these years.

Jayne Kennedy – what a face!

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You probably know who she is, since she was a beauty queen, a popular sports reporter, and a commercial spokesmodel.

She co-starred in this film with her then-husband, Leon Isaac Kennedy. From the comment section: “I’m surprised you didn’t mention the Kennedys infamous sex tape. Probably the only celeb sex tape with fisting in it.”

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Azizi Johari – what a body! Her character’s name in this film was Pussy Willow.

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She was the Playmate of the Month in June, 1975. She seems to have disappeared from public life after this film, and little is known about her subsequent life. “Azizi Johari” is a pseudonym, so I suppose she probably reverted to her real name and lived a quiet, private existence, reportedly in Seattle. If Wikipedia is to be believed, she is still alive.

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(Left to right) Ingrid Greer, Laurie Senit and Ola Ray as three hookers

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Ola Ray was the Playmate of the Month in June 1980. She has had a successful career in the entertainment industry. You may remember her as Jacko’s girlfriend in the video for “Thriller.”

Ingrid Greer died shortly after this film was released. She drowned in her home swimming pool.

You can learn about Laurie Senit from her Facebook page. She appears to have become quite accomplished in the 40 years since her film career.

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Rosanne Katon

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She was Playboy magazine’s Playmate of the Month for its September 1978 issue. She stayed in the film/TV world until 1992, and had a brief parallel career as a stand-up comic, during which time Playboy included her in a pictorial about comediennes. She seems to be the brainy one of the group. Her biographical essay “Whispered Histories” is included in Meri Nana-Ama Danquah’s book “Becoming American: Personal Essays by First Generation Immigrant Women”

(Something here doesn’t add up. I’m not sure how she qualified for that book, since she is not a first-generation woman. Although her dad was born in Jamaica, she was born in New York. By the official definition of the Census Department, that makes her a second-generation American, like both of my own parents.)

At any rate, she and her husband have two children, including a son who is autistic and an accomplished cellist. The family is featured in the 2007 documentary Autism: The Musical which won the 2007 Emmy for Best TV Documentary Special.

Katie Sigmond really knows how to fly in a private jet

Scoop, June 3, 2026 (2:36 am) ... 2 comments.


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Mini-thong pics are the basic theme of her Instagram page, which includes more plane pics, and many others.

Hassie Harrison areola slip (maybe)

Scoop, June 2, 2026 (9:19 am) ... 1 comment.

Looks like a Hassie Harrison areola slip (or is it a shadow?) when she was posing at the Deadline Fox Upfront Portrait Studio!


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Bo Derek in Woman of Desire (1993)

Scoop, June 2, 2026 (3:24 am)June 3, 2026 (4:49 am) ... 18 comments.

Unlike many Bo Derek classics, John Derek didn’t direct this one, but it’s just as bad as his (4.1 at IMDb). Screen icon Bob Mitchum was 76 years old in this film, and he must have really needed a paycheck to appear in crap like this, or perhaps he just wanted a trip to Capetown, where filming took place.

This was directed and co-written by Robert Ginty, who was best known for acting and for directing TV projects. He only directed three non-TV films, all rated below 5.0, and this was the last one.

As bad as the film is, it’s not difficult to watch Bo Derek naked. Aesthete just did some new videos from a 1080hd open-matte version of this movie!

Here are Aesthete’s sample captures


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And here are the vintage DVD captures from Tuna.


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Femke Vanhove topless in Skiff (2025)

Scoop, June 2, 2026 (2:29 am) ... no comments.

Belgian film in Flemish

Malou is struggling with herself; while her mother is mostly absent and her rowing teammates bully her, the one person she can rely on is her brother Max. Tension arises when she falls in love with her brother’s girlfriend.


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Videos

Femke’s profile at her agency

Bambi Lefist in Black Holes Suck (2026)

Scoop, June 2, 2026 (1:53 am) ... 2 comments.

Low-rent sci-fi comedy from Australia, with Aussie actors mimicking American accents.

A financially-strapped genius working at a local bar/nightclub discovers a groundbreaking energy formula, only to be swept into a whirlwind of romance and interstellar intrigue when an alien seeking his invention enters his life. Cal, a gifted but impoverished scientist, spends his nights bar tending and his days pursuing his passion for energy research at home alone. His world is upended when he encounters Star, a charming yet mysterious woman who is secretly an alien on a mission to secure his revolutionary formula. Their budding romance masks Star’s true purpose: to prevent Cal’s discovery from destabilizing the cosmos. As Cal navigates his unassuming life and newfound love, he remains oblivious to Star’s extraterrestrial identity and the galactic ramifications of his invention. Artemis, Cal’s loyal childhood friend and bar tending coworker, provides a down-to-earth comedic contrast to the high-stakes cosmic drama unfolding. He becomes inadvertently entangled in the extraterrestrial affairs as Cal’s formula draws attention from various interstellar factions. The story builds to a climax where Cal must confront the vast implications of his work and make critical decisions that will affect not just his and Star’s future, but the fate of the universe.


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Video

Eva Habermann posed for Playboy Germany for her 50th birthday

Scoop, June 1, 2026 (7:53 pm) ... 1 comment.

See the story here

Lots of nudity from Katia Pascariu in Cloistered Sister (2025)

Scoop, June 1, 2026 (2:18 am) ... 4 comments.

Cloistered Sister (original Italian title: Sorella di Clausura) is a 2025 dark comedy directed by Serbian-Romanian filmmaker Ivana Mladenović. The film stars Katia Pascariu as Stela, a 36-year-old educated but chronically unemployed woman whose lifelong obsession with an aging Balkan pop star leads her on a wildly eccentric, tragicomic journey. Set in the Balkans leading up to the 2008 financial crisis, the film follows Stela as she desperately attempts to meet her musical idol. Her quest introduces her to Vera, an associate of the musician who runs a bankrupt sex-toy business. As circumstances shift, Stela’s life takes a surprising turn as she finds herself acting as a domestic servant, parodying themes of hero-worship, class, and female agency.

It is mainly in Romanian, but also Serbian, English and Italian.


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Zorg’s video can be found here.

Raelee Hill topless in Hotel de Love (1996)

Scoop, June 1, 2026 (1:38 am) ... 4 comments.

Film clip and collage by Johnny Moronic

Twin brothers meet a childhood sweetheart at a tacky hotel and rediscover their love as they renew their competition for her affection.


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Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here

A couple of specialty posts from celeb-stalker

Scoop, May 31, 2026 (8:41 pm)May 31, 2026 (8:45 pm) ... 4 comments.

These aren’t really celebrities, but you may find them interesting:

Busty Australian influencer and plus-size model in premium nudes and hardcore sex videos

Polish tattoo model in lots of nude photoshoots but also in some more “artistic” explicit pics and sex videos with some erotic photographers

I’m thinking back to when I was just out of school, and I imagine telling my Polish-American parents that I’m dating that second girl.

“Mom, I’m dating a nice Polish girl!”

MOM: “That’s wonderful! What does she do for a living?”

“She’s a model.”

DAD: “That’s great! Like Cindy Crawford?”

“No, not exactly. She’s kind of specialized.”

MOM: “You’ll have to bring her for dinner. Grandma and I can make our gołąbki!”

“Maybe when I get to know her better.”

My dad might know at that point that there was something sleazy going on, but he wouldn’t judge it or betray it aloud. My mom wouldn’t know why I didn’t want to bring her over, or be able to read the coded language of “specialized.” She’d think “Oh, only for catalogs, like Sears and Spiegel.” But the jig would have been up if she ever got to see the tattoos.

How do you tell your parents, Polish or not, that you’re dating a Polish porn model with more tattoos than Queequeg?

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