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Category: Beauty

Kate Upton is back in the SI Swimsuit Issue

Scoop, May 14, 2024 (1:43 pm) ... no comments.

She seems like a name from the past, so I looked up her age, thinking she must look great at 45. Turns out she’s only 31! She was just 18 when she made her first Swimsuit Issue, and 19 when she first made the cover.

Although 30 is the new 70 for swimsuit models.

Either way, she is looking good.

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Gallery here.

Chloe Bailey hauls out her mammoth boo-tay

Scoop, May 14, 2024 (9:07 am) ... no comments.

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Gallery here.

Audrey Avila and Rica Gonzales in Dayo (2024)

Scoop, May 14, 2024 (4:53 am) ... 1 comment.


Avila

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Gonzales

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Anastasiya Pustovit in Between Us (2021)

Scoop, May 14, 2024 (3:44 am)May 14, 2024 (3:53 am) ... no comments.

The premise:

Two women grapple with conflicting loyalties: Sasha’s devotion to her criminal husband versus ethics, and Anya’s torn between protecting her son or upholding morality. Their intersecting lives fuel an intense dramatic clash.

Yet another popcorn film!


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The DP used lots of colored filters. I adjusted them (inexpertly) when they were too oppressive. That turned out to be a waste of my time, but – what the hell! This one was originally monochromatic in blue. I stripped out almost all of the color, then recolored it.


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This one was bathed in dark red, like a darkroom. It annoyed me, so I tinkered with it. I lightened it up, then adjusted the colors.


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Taki Mumladze (with Mariam Khundadze) in A Room Of My Own (2022)

Scoop, May 14, 2024 (3:30 am)May 14, 2024 (3:31 am) ... no comments.

The premise:

Tina, a young woman who has lost her way in life, rents a room from the vibrant Megi, thanks to whom she gradually starts to discover what it’s like to be free and to be able to make her own decisions without being reliant on men… Self-assured in its directorial style, this authentic film portrays millennials in contemporary Tbilisi and points to the influence of patriarchal thinking on Georgian society.

So much action-packed, non-stop fun that you’ll pee your pants rather than puttin’ it on pause.


Taki

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Taki and Mariam

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Request: Lesley Ann Warren in Pickup on 101 (1972)

Scoop, May 13, 2024 (7:56 pm)August 17, 2024 (1:27 am) ... 3 comments.

This movie is not just a movie. It’s also her nudography. The whole shebang. The whole enchilada. The movie is a straight-to-drive-in bottom feeder, although the cast is not so bad. In addition to Lesley Ann, Martin Sheen and Jack Albertson have starring roles.

An elderly wanderer, a sexy young girl running away from home and a folk singer looking for stardom hitch-hike their way cross-country, trying to get to California.


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(Collages by Brainscan)

Michelle Dockery may or may not have done a little nudity in episode 6 of This Town

Scoop, May 13, 2024 (7:31 pm)May 13, 2024 (7:32 pm) ... no comments.

To quote the great Dalton, “opinions vary.”

This is a new series about the grassroots British music scene in the 70s, produced by the BBC. It focuses on Coventry and Birmingham.


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There was no doubt back in 2017 when Michelle did her only honest-to-goodness topless scenes in episodes 4 and 6 of Godless.


Episode 4

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Episode 6

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One more of Halle Berry stark naked – front view this time.

Scoop, May 13, 2024 (6:53 pm) ... no comments.

No breasts are visible, but the whole lower body is on display.


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Dua Lipa wants you to know she’s wearing a bra.

Scoop, May 13, 2024 (5:01 pm) ... 1 comment.

Drunken Stepfather opined:

When a popstar, one of the biggest sensations in pop, ends up in a photoshoot in her underwear, it’s pretty expected, that’s just the culture baby … and we’re not necessarily better for it, but I feel pretty better for it …

Irmina Liszkowska in the trailer for Buried Dog (2024)

Scoop, May 13, 2024 (3:34 pm)May 13, 2024 (3:47 pm) ... 1 comment.

“Buried”? That dog looks pretty scrappy to me. Either my Polish is so bad that I mistranslated, or this took place before his visit to South Dakota.

Do they have a non-stop from Warsaw to Pierre? Hell, I was shocked to discover that Pierre has an airport. I’ll bet you don’t have to worry about which gate you’re going to.

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