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Original title: Cochinas
Today: episodes 4 and 5
Celia Moran in episode 4
Celia Moran in episode 5
Daniela Blume in episode 4
Daniela Blume in episode 5
Esperanza De La Encarnacion in episode 4
Malena Alterio in episode 4
Other posts about this show (including a recap of the series)
This co-production between the USA and several European countries was filmed in Spain, but is almost exclusively in English. The excerpt below is a cam from one of the gambling sites, over-dubbed in Russian, with German subtitles.
It’s a melodrama, and has been poorly received by the critics as well as the public
IMDb: 5.7
Tomato Meter: 27%
New York Magazine called it a star-studded bomb, and wrote that it was “somehow too stupid and also too cool for the room.”
In an opulent villa underneath the Catalonian sun, American siblings Jack, Ed, Anna and Robert wallow in isolation and their inherited fortune, eschewing the demands of their blind father, and seeking love and validation through each other and their latest designer clothes. When Jack, the eldest brother and linchpin of this family, announces he is moving in with his girlfriend, Martha, blood ties are severed and Ed starts to uncover the truth surrounding their mother’s death. Generational lies begin to unravel, and the fabric of this family slowly begins to disintegrate. From award-winning director Karim Aïnouz, ROSEBUSH PRUNING is an outrageous contemporary satire about the absurdity of the traditional patriarchal family starring Callum Turner, Riley Keough, Jamie Bell, Lukas Gage, Elena Anaya, with Tracy Letts, and Elle Fanning and Pamela Anderson.
Speaking of Elle, there was no nudity in “Margo” this week.
Needless to say, Elle Fanning has appeared here many times before.
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As noted yesterday, she was also topless in episode 9
Polish film. Original title: Król dopalaczy. It’s “dope” as in drugs, not as in “awesome” OR “foolish guy.”
Inspired by actual events, a story of an ordinary guy who built an empire of legal drugs.
Ewelina Grychtol plays the challenging role of “Nude sushi model.” Nudografia says this is her only nude role. He doesn’t even have a picture of her face.
Polish crime drama.
Adam, a new policeman in town, discovers through surveillance cameras that his police colleagues are involved in covering up the rape of a young girl. He also discovers that the only witness to the rape, homeless Robert, is the ex-husband of Adam’s current partner, Dorota, and the father of her daughter, whom Adam is currently raising. The real perpetrator of the rape turns out to be an American soldier from a nearby military base. Adam must decide whether to hand Robert over to his police colleagues to save his police career and get rid of a rival to family happiness, or to save his clear conscience and be a true guardian of the law. Adam faces the corrupt machinery of the police system and power.
In this scene:
Adam’s partner, Dorota, calls him to intervene immediately and asks him to come to the window. When the policeman complies with her request, Dorota is in the apartment across the street, showing him her naked breasts through the window.
There are quite a few scenes in her nudography
Halle Bailey in a new photoshoot
This is a new 2026 series from Amazon/MGM, It tales place in Spain in 1998.
A video store owner falls into a coma, leaving his very modest, conservative wife in charge of their outdated offering, which is on the brink of bankruptcy, and unable to compete with a giant, modern, Blockbuster-style video store directly across the street. She realizes that her only option is to specialize in selling adult films, because the competitor doesn’t have them, and in her words, “Spaniards are the biggest perverts in Europe.” It turns out that her real target market was Spanish women! Her decision causes an uproar in the neighborhood.
This new series is a raunchy Spanish sex comedy (Original title: Cochinas), now streaming on Prime. It’s filled with sex of all sorts (gay and straight), fake porn movies within the show, and broad comedy. When there’s no nudity in the main story, there’s random nudity, as porn film covers come to life, or the conservative housewife imagines herself and everyone else naked. Nudity is, in fact, the very point of the show!
As our underdogs battle with the smug owner of the competing store, the script follows the rules of 80s-90s “slobs vs snobs” shows. That’s a genre I happen to like and there hasn’t been a really good one since Dodgeball (R.I.P, the great Rip Torn) so I welcome this series. In short, this show has something to offend everyone, so I naturally found it very entertaining.
All I can say is Viva España!
There are many nude scenes, so I’ll need some time to cover the whole magilla. Today: episodes 1, 2 and 3.
Daniela Blume, a woman with enormous breasts, plays the women in the faux porno.
Episode 1
Daniela Blume enjoys the sword of Zorro in a faux porn film
Episode 2
Daniela Blume is a naughty nun in a faux porn film.
Esperanza De La Encarnación
Episode 3
Daniela Blume is a victim in a faux horror porn film.
Malena Alterio, the conservative housewife, and many others.
Videos from all three episodes
SIDEBAR: This story takes place in 1998, when Blockbusters were driving “mom ‘n’ pops” out of business, and Spain was still struggling with the aftermath of decades of repression, releasing a pent-up demand for adult entertainment. Today, the internet has driven almost every video store to ruin. The web includes almost every film ever made, porn or not, much of it free. We all know what happened to Blockbuster. It crushed, then was crushed in turn.
Finally in HD!
Filmed in Toronto, this is a campy horror comedy with essentially an all-female cast. (Men are incidental.) It’s based on the stage play “Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die.”
At a mall store, Apple leads a secret witch cult with coworkers Cherry and Fig. New hire Pumpkin questions their sisterhood, forcing them to confront inner darkness or meet violent ends.
IMDb: 6.3
Tomato Meter: 75%
Popcorn Meter: 73%
Teens entertain one another by telling an anthology of famous urban legends with a modern twist; including makeout-point, monsters, psychopaths, and ghosts.
The guy seen below with Jennifer is Ron Livingston, who seemed like a big deal for a while, when Office Space was such a cult favorite. I don’t know what he’s doing now, as he nears 60. I haven’t seen him in at least three years, maybe longer. Maybe he’s catching up on his TPS reports.
Johnny Moronic has the HD videos here (scroll down)