Category: Beauty

The first capture looks funky because it’s a phone film within the film.

Defoe’s film clip is here

Emma’s breasts were previously seen in episodes 2 and 3.

The 2000 update continues with extensive nudity in the lesbian murder mystery The Monkey’s Mask particularly from Susie Porter extending her impressive run. There’s also good nudity in the thriller Risk, sci-fi thriller Nacrosys, comedy Muggers and action comedy Sensitive New Age Killer.

Seen below: Susie Porter and Kelly McGillis in The Monkey’s Mask (2000)

This is the show featuring Rachel Griffiths as the inexperienced madam of a neighborhood brothel.

Johnny Moronic’s clip of this film can be found here.

Previously:

Ariana Osborne in episode 2

Minimal nudity in episodes 3 and 4

Moana Johnson topless in episode 5

Very brief. It’s unnoticeable without pausing. As far as I know, there is no real nudity in this series.

And what a supremely odd series it is.

The all-powerful yet insecure god Zeus (Jeff Goldblum) starts to fear his end of reign once he notices a wrinkle on his forehead, possibly indicating the end of the world. He becomes paranoid and vengeful towards his lieges. Meanwhile, three humans start to discover their connections with each other and grand conspiracies involving the Greek gods.

That official description probably should add that the the series doesn’t take place in ancient times, but in the modern world.

In season two, the series took a hard tack off its original course. Season one was a reasonably accurate bit of historical fiction leavened by satire. Season two used the names of historical characters, but completely rewrote their stories and their chronology. If you want to act as an apologist for the historicity of the series, you could argue that most of the historical figures kinda-sorta behave in character, and you could fairly posit that the show doesn’t pretend to be accurate. It has become more of an alternate universe show like Bridgerton, albeit using the names of people who really lived.

That makes it sound like I’m giving it a thumb down. Nothing could be further from the truth. Once I decided to go with it, I found the season immensely entertaining, including even Minnie Driver’s outrageous and ridiculous portrayal of England’s Queen Elizabeth.

The film clips are here.

They are not exactly household names: Nicole Burch, Jadyn Jannasch, Montana Manning, Laura Savoie, Katie Finneran, Lali Esposito and Nancie Foote.

Three of them are real celebrities:

• Katie Finneran is a Broadway star, known for comic roles. She has been in a ton of films and TV shows, but never as a star, so you probably know her face, but not her name. If you were a fan of Brockmire, as I was, you may remember her as Brockmire’s horny ex-wife. She’s a real celebrity, but she’s 53 years old.
• Lali Esposito is a multi-talented performer from Argentina. We saw her in season one of El Fin de Amor.
• Montana Manning made a minor splash in the LGBTQ world a few years ago as the co-star of an indie niche film called Daddy Issues. Google says she is an “English actress most famous for being cast in the role of Jodie Wilde on the popular soap opera Hollyoaks.”

Two of them are associated with celebrities:

• Jadyn Jannasch is Dak Prescott’s current girlfriend.
• Laura Savoie is Dennis Quaid’s wife (he’s 70, she’s 31).

The other two are more obscure:

• I had to look up Nicole Burch. The interwebs says that she is a comic, comedy writer, podcaster and occasional actress. Here is her IG.
• I looked up Nancie Foote, but I’m still not sure who she is. I gather that she is or used to be a singer and DJ from Birmingham (UK), but all the links I followed are dead or empty.

New Russian film. Original title: Ячейка общества

An important event in the life of a young family is the child going to kindergarten for the first time. A young mother, who has been on maternity leave for five years, encounters a feeling of freedom for the first time. Not knowing where to apply herself now, she falls in love. The daughter witnesses innocent flirting and, misinterpreting the situation, tells everything to her father. Until recently, the absolutely happy “unit of society” begins to collapse. And young parents have to grow up in order to be able to save their family.

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Johnny’s overview:

Another good year for nudity (although most of the best nudity will be in the second update) with a couple of big entries from Susie Porter (including Better Than Sex in this update). There’s also good nudity in Innocence and the New Zealand movie Exposure, plus a great scene from Abi Tucker in Angst and the best nudity Rose Byrne ever did.

Seen below: Rose Byrne in The Goddess of 1967