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“Paris Trout” and Barbara Hershey’s nudography

Scoop, June 12, 2026 (9:23 am)June 12, 2026 (2:40 pm) ... 6 comments.

Johnny Moronic just did a new HD clip of Barbara Hershey in a 1991 film called Paris Trout. I thought I was a major Hershey fan, but I don’t remember this Showtime film at all. I lived overseas from 1990 to 1994, and I don’t think I was anywhere where Showtime was available.

Set in a small Georgia town in 1949, the film stars furtive and squirrelly Dennis Hopper as the Trout of the title, an irredeemable monster who beats a 12-year-old black girl (14 in the book) with brass knuckles, shoots her several times as the girl’s mother watches in horror, then shoots the mother as well. The homicidal outburst is prompted by an $800 debt Trout imagines he is owed by the man of the house. The girl, already bitten by a baldly symbolic rabid fox in an earlier scene, dies. But Trout has only begun. He nearly drowns his wife by pushing her underwater in the bathtub and then, a few minutes later, rapes her with a soda bottle in the back room of his general store. Before the film is over, he has blown a couple more people’s brains out, matter-of-factly and remorselessly.

It’s a light-hearted, popcorn film for the whole family.

The Manson family.

It’s rated 6.4 at IMDb, which is very respectable, but I don’t think I would watch it if it were rated 10.0. It’s just not my idea of a good way to pass the time.

Anyway, I was inspired to cover her career.

Some quick notes:

1) Last Summer was considered a fairly important film in its day, but it’s now almost impossible to find. It has never been released on an official disc, and broadcasts of the film have censored the graphic rape scene. Everything shown below has been taken from VHS. Warner Classics has posted that they have been trying to release it since 2013, but had been unable to locate the third reel. Last July, they announced that they now have the complete film and were aiming for a release in the summer of 2026. The latest announcement is that the film will be available on Blu-Ray June 30. From the comments: “Cinesavant is reporting that Last Summer will be an uncut, restored release by Warner Archives.

2) I don’t know whether there is any actual topless nudity from Barbara Hershey in The Entity. The full-body frontal shots were done by combination of body double and pneumatic devices, and the face/breast close-ups feature fake, pneumatic breasts. It’s possible that there are some frames that show her real breasts, but I don’t know that for a fact. I think the butt is hers. Maybe.

3) Barbara did not quite make our list of women who have done nudity over a span of at least 35 years, but she came close at 30 years. She could top the list with one more nude scene, but that seems unlikely since her last nude scene was 27 years ago. But one never knows. After all, Glenn Close joined the list last year at age 77.

4) She breast-fed her baby on the Dick Cavett Show, but the cameraman pulled away and Cavett cut to a commercial. The posed shot below demonstrates what the studio audience saw, although it is not from the set.

5) Those are not prosthetics in Love Comes Quietly. She was pregnant with Free Carradine, who is now known as Tom Carradine.

6) In the Playboy pictorial for Boxcar Bertha, these was lower frontal exposure. (See the comments section.)

1969 – Last Summer

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1970 – The Baby Maker

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1971 – The Pursuit of Happiness

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1972 – Boxcar Bertha

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1972 – Dealing

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1973 – Love Comes Quietly

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1973 – The Dick Cavett Show

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1980 – The Stunt Man

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1982 – The Entity

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1988 – The Last Temptation of Christ

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1991 – Paris Trout

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1993 – A Dangerous Woman

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1999 – Drowning on Dry Land

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Elisha Cuthbert at Tribeca

Scoop, June 10, 2026 (3:36 pm)June 10, 2026 (3:39 pm) ... 11 comments.

I haven’t thought about her in years. She looks good at 43.


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After a couple of years of inactivity, she has suddenly re-emerged in a new TV film and a new series.

Claudia Jennings and others naked in The Great Texas Dynamite Chase (1976)

Scoop, June 10, 2026 (3:20 pm) ... 4 comments.

There’s not much to it. Two sexy girls go on a bank robbing binge. It’s a typical drive-in film from the seventies, a weak, corny film, but with quite a bit of nudity and a great poster!

Claudia’s real name was “Mimi” Chesterton, and she grew up in Milwaukee. She had a busy career in Playboy magazines and drive-in flicks, but died tragically young (29) in a road accident on the PCH near Malibu. Here is her obit.

Mini-bio from IMDb:

Claudia took a job as a receptionist at the offices of Playboy magazine in September 1968. Photographer Pompeo Posar asked her to test, and with a potential $5,000 check at stake — enough for a ticket to Hollywood — she agreed. She eventually appeared as a Playmate in November 1969, and later as 1970 Playmate of the Year. Re-naming herself Claudia Jennings to avoid family embarrassment due to posing in the nude, she became the most perennially popular Playmate of the 1970s, as well as the number one female star of “Drive-In” movies

Claudia Jennings

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Jocelyn Jones

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Alice Friedland

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Alice Friedland edit

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Luca Markus naked in the second episode of Birodalom

Scoop, June 10, 2026 (2:18 pm)June 11, 2026 (3:20 am) ... 5 comments.

From the comment section:

I’m the uploader for the first episode. ——– Here is the link for the second episode. Here, Márkus Luca portrays Monique Covet.


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Relating to the first episode:

Zsanett Egerhazy never did a boy-girl scene, only lesbian or solo. I think Bernadett Szűcs portrays Deborah Wells.

He’s correcting my ID, not of the actress, but of the character she was playing. Since the character is called Zsanett, I assumed (incorrectly, it seems) that it was supposed to be pornstar Zsanett Egerhazy.

Agathe Levi naked in Personhood (2025)

Scoop, June 10, 2026 (1:28 pm)June 10, 2026 (4:01 pm) ... 1 comment.

A thoughtful sci-fi film from Spain, but in English.

In a near-future world, a lonely, physically challenged man purchases a companion robot to escape his isolation, but his own insecurities and a jealous brother threaten his chances of ever finding love.

While that plot description is not inaccurate, it is misleading. It leads you to think that the film is either an exploitational thriller or a weird form of rom-com. It is neither. Its characters are nuanced, and it is a thoughtful look at situations that may face us in the very near future.

The world is full of lonely, isolated and insecure people who have never met that “soul-mate” they have dreamed of. Enter the AI chatbots. They are programmed to please us, and to make entertaining and insightful conversation about topics that interest us. Those forms of stimulation are not easy to get from a human companion, so even in today’s world, people think they are in love with a chatbot, even though it is an artificial consciousness with no corporeal presence. I understand that. I often have “conversations” with the AI programs, and I can easily forget, if only momentarily, that they are not real.

Now place yourself into the near future, with the AI chatbots have been exponentially improved, and are available in the incarnation of a completely lifelike woman of spectacular beauty. Would men have sex with them? We know that the answer to that is “yes,” because people now have sex with various “dolls” and devices that are not at all lifelike. The greater question is whether people would “fall in love” with them and prefer them to a human companion. The answer to that is probably “yes” as well – not for every human, but for a vast number, as evidenced by the way some people bond with chatbots today. The assumption is that the human-AI bond will become even stronger when AI’s are both more sophisticated than today, and capable of inhabiting a lifelike and beautiful human form.

That is the situation this film deals with, and takes one step further. What happens when the AI presence, like any form of artificial intelligence, continues to learn from its interactions with humans? Will it continue its mission to serve humans, or will it develop its identity and learn to seek what pleases itself rather than its “parents,” just as real humans inevitably do.

The film demonstrates that, given a good premise, professional photography and editing, and a reasonably competent cast, one can create a pretty good film with almost no budget.

On the nudity front, Agathe Levi is so beautiful that it’s hard so convince oneself that she is, in fact, just a normal human actress, rather than a robot designed to be perfect.

Agathe Levi

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Also naked in the film, Monica Baiardi as an unnamed prostitute

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Julianne Hough nip-slip at the 2026 Tony awards

Scoop, June 9, 2026 (2:37 pm) ... 1 comment.

Julianne Hough nipple slip as she poses in a revealing dress on the red carpet at The 79th Annual Tony Awards in New York City on June 7, 2026!


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Danica Curcic nudography

Scoop, June 9, 2026 (1:47 pm)June 9, 2026 (2:32 pm) ... 4 comments.

Danica is a very tall Danish actress, now 40 years old. She was born in Serbia, but her family was ejected because they didn’t have enough “C’s” in their last name. The Serbian constitution requires that more than half of the letters must be “C.” You’d think the authorities would cut her family some slack since they had exactly 50%, but the Serbs are a strict people.

Kidding aside, she is completely Danish, and is considered one of Denmark’s very best actresses. She presumably has no memory of Serbia since her family moved to Copenhagen was she was 1.

She has quietly built a pretty impressive nudography. With at least 12 nude scenes and 9 Robert nominations (Danish academy awards), she is one of the leading Danes on our career list. She is still adding to that number, with her most recent scene coming this year.

Danica’s most unusual and most naked role was not in a film, but on stage in “Lort” in Jan/Feb of 2015. It’s a one-character play in which she delivered a 75-minute monologue while completely naked.

2012 – Over the Edge

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2013 – Oasen

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2014 – All Inclusive

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2015 – Lort (On stage)

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2017 – Darling

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2019 – The Exception

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2020 – Equinox, episode 3

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2021 – Murina

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2021 – The Chestnut Man, episode 1

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2023 – Sirin

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2025 – Stranger

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2026 – The Last Resort

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Katie Cassidy in Speed Demon

Scoop, June 9, 2026 (4:14 am)June 9, 2026 (1:53 pm) ... no comments.

Aboard a high-speed train, a Nun who lost her faith must perform her first Exorcism on a possessed passenger hellbent on crashing the runaway train.

Sounds awful? Based on the 3.5 rating at IMDb, it’s approximately as good as it sounds. I was surprised to see William H. Macy in this. He is probably doing somebody a favor.

We are supposed to think that Katie is naked. She doesn’t really appear to be, but it’s close enough to look at!


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Rebecka Harper topless in episode 4 of The Trio

Scoop, June 9, 2026 (3:41 am)June 9, 2026 (3:44 am) ... no comments.


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She has done at least a brief topless peek in every episode, although none of the scenes have been especially memorable.

C.J. Perry in a wet t-shirt and thong

Scoop, June 9, 2026 (3:26 am) ... 1 comment.


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