Thieves stole her old, beat-up garden gnomes.
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I tried to do the same thing with a couple Caravaggio’s at the Louvre, but they weren’t quite so appreciative.
That’s a shame. They probably could use a little refreshing – some nice pastels, maybe some day-glo.