First they came for our Venezuelan gang members, and I said nothing because I was not a Venezuelan gang member. Then they came for our naked Canadian actresses, and I said nothing because I was not a naked Canadian actress. But then they came for our naked Swedish lesbians …
I have to admit that I don’t care about the poor, the tired, or the huddled masses, but for any society to remain strong, it must retain a healthy reserve of naked Canadian actresses and Swedish lesbians.
Well, unless they are poor, tired or huddled, especially tired. If they’re so fuckin’ tired let them take a nap before they apply for a visa, instead of overburdening our limited napping facilities and taking cots from Americans.
Entrepreneur and actor Jasmine Mooney, who had a role in an American Pie sequel, says she was arrested at southern border and held in detention over an incomplete work visa
Actually, she hasn’t worked in a film in years, per IMDb, and I think she probably should be called a “former actress.” The Guardian’s article describes her as an entrepreneur in the hospitality industry. I’m not sure what that means, but that’s precisely how I would describe a hooker if I represented one in court.
Her nude career:
2009 – The Book of Love (American Pie presents)
2012 – The Movie Out Here
2014 – Kid Cannabis
2015 – Badge of Honor
One time when I was driving into Canada, the Canadian border police stopped me for 2 whole minutes asking me why I was visiting Canada before allowing me on my way. Payback’s a bitch.
One time they actually pulled me over so they could search my car, but maybe that was because I crossed at 3 A.M. Is that suspicious?
As you know, 95% of the time they ask you where you were born and send you through, assuming that you answer with no accent and indicate that your place of birth was the USA.