Author: Scoop

I didn’t see this coming. She’s in her 50s and has not done any nudity for about a quarter of a century. Her last topless appearance was in Dancing at the Blue Iguana (2000).

As far as I know, her only other screen nudity came in a little-remembered 1999 film called Guinevere, and that was in the background of a photo within the film.

That’s Grace Una on the far left. Sarah Polley is the blonde in the foreground. Guinevere got some good reviews and won a screenwriting prize from the Sundance jury, but never got a significant release.

“SIZZLING SOCIAL MEDIA ROUNDUP: ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO’S SEDUCTIVE ASS AND TOPLESS TEASE, AND MORE CELEB BABES”

“It was her ample assets that truly stole the show.”

Example:

Her top is nearly transparent.

“Braless Delilah Hamlin wearing a see-through top while attending the REVOLVE Festival during the Coachella Festival in Palm Springs!”

Sample:

The Inebriated One opined:

“What Sydney Sweeney doesn’t realize is that dressing up as a pirate is pretty offensive to a lot of Somalis out there.”

True enough. According to the stats, piracy represents 99% of Somalia’s economy. The other 1% is divided between tourism and their one gas station, but since the tourism is pirate-oriented and the gas station sells pirate-based souvenirs, we can say it is virtually 100%, excluding only the occasional Coca-Cola.

(I know there are also a few quarters earned by the gas station’s outside pay phones, but they are only used by pirates to make anonymous ransom calls, so I lumped that in with the piracy economy.)