12-year-old fakes his own kidnapping to avoid dentist appointment
This kid gets a tip o’ the hat from a guy who faked his own death to avoid a Celine Dion concert.
And to break up with a clingy woman.
And many other times.
I’ve lost track of how many grave sites I have. I probably keep the florist industry in the black.
OK in all seriousness, that kid is cool.