Hey, the name of the site is Other Crap, isn’t it? We have all the latest scoop on poop. It’s the New York Post of shit. Oh, wait. Now that I think about it, the New York Post is the New York Post of shit. Well, we’re up there somewhere in the leading purveyors of shit.
They found that the participants performed significantly better on the test after pooping, and even better when they took magnesium oxide, a laxative.

I think the subject and the conclusion are more aptly “No shit…”.
Well played
Is there any endeavor in life where your performance doesn’t improve after dropping a log or two?
I managed to run a 100m dash in 9 seconds.
But I really, really had to shit. Easily the most desperate thing I’ve ever done.