Because he, like so many of us, thinks that the one thing porn needs is more reading!

As silly as this seems, I would like to see the captions they come up with.

Here’s your pizza.

Why don’t you come in for a second.

Ooh. Aah. Oh, my god. Oh. Oh. (Repeat as needed)

Because he, like so many of us, thinks that the one thing porn needs is more reading!

As silly as this seems, I would like to see the captions they come up with.

Here’s your pizza.

Why don’t you come in for a second.

Ooh. Aah. Oh, my god. Oh. Oh. (Repeat as needed)