Again, I wish I was kidding. Apparently the Mexicans have trained the vultures to do their evil bidding. First the birds shit on our communications, then the Mexicans stroll across with impunity when the border patrol is rendered impotent.
I learned from this article that a group of vultures is called “a kettle of vultures.”
I don’t know why English has all these different group words instead of just calling all bird groups a “flock,” but they are truly fascinating, and some are quite beautiful.
A bevy of quail
A bouquet of pheasants (or a nye of pheasants)
A brood of hens
A building of rooks
A charm of finches
A colony of penguins
A company of parrots
A congregation of plovers
A cover of coots
A covey of partridges
A deceit of lapwings
A descent of woodpeckers
A dole of doves
An exaltation of larks
A fall of woodcocks
A flight of swallows
A gaggle of geese
A host of sparrows
A kettle of vultures
A murmuration of starlings
A murder of crows
A muster of storks
An ostentation of peacocks
A parliament of owls
A pitying of turtledoves
A siege of herons
A sord of mallards
A spring of teal
A tidings of magpies
A trip of dotterel
An unkindness of ravens
A watch of nightingales
A wedge of swans
A wisp of snipe