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“Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves” at a 16-year low. Many countries keep strategic reserves of essential commodities: petroleum, seeds, grain, uranium, medical supplies, etc. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Canada is the only country that considers maple syrup an essential commodity. I can’t rate this…
It is now illegal to eat a nuisance beaver in Minnesota. It is possible that people may get jailed for eating beaver, which should make them especially welcome inmates in women’s prisons. Kidding aside for a sec, this is a very specific law that only pertains to specific beavers. Beavers…
Afterthoughts about Shatner’s birthday: You know, the verb “to suck” has taken over the world. When I used to say, a few decades ago, “I suck at Asteroids,” women actually got offended. Now everyone says “suck” on family shows and “Meet the Press.” In fact, most of the impolite slang…