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Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
There are fads and then there are fails. I get that we all have bad hair days but these folks actually think their hair looks just fine. In fact, they did this to their hair on purpose. I know hair is nothing more than dead cells yet these people managed…
She got her degree from the prestigious Close Cover Before Striking Institute by drawing the picture of the lawyer. If she had drawn the pirate instead, she could now be looting off the Somali coast. “So, I am, like, totally dee Captain now.” OK, I’ll stop fuckin’ around for a…
For the second year in a row, an annual Delta Dental survey found the tooth fairy is paying less for lost teeth than the year before. The average value of a single lost tooth declined by 14% from $5.84 to $5.01, according to the survey of 1,000 parents of children…