Month: January 2019

Paz Vega in one her the more modest scenes from Sex and Lucia (2002)

This performance finished in the top ten among our Top Nude Scenes of 2002. It might have won if anyone could have figured out what was going on in that movie. Because the film was so impenetrable, its distribution was minimal, and therefore our voters were not very familiar with it, or with Paz.

After looking at the 2002 list again, I have to take it back. Paz could not have won that year, no matter how much name recognition she had achieved. Nobody was going to beat the ever-adorable Heather Graham doing kinky sex stuff. But maybe Paz could have been in the top three.

Cinthia Moura in Masters of Horror

Masters fingers Johnson in Masters of Sex

The real Virginia Masters was very attractive (see below), but I have to say Lizzy was a major upgrade.

Cameron showed off her long, slender body in the Miami area in the late 90s. She and Matt Dillon were romping together during the filming of There’s Something About Mary

The Duffer is slimmer and fitter here than in recent appearances.

Pam sort of turned herself into a cartoon character, but she was once a very beautiful young woman

The ol’ Cap (Brie Larsen) when she was just Cadet Marvel in her undergraduate days at the academy where, as a cheerleader for the Mustangs, she rooted against Thanos Prep.

The Mustangs managed to win that game, despite being behind 21-0 at one point. Many experts think Thanos could have won if he hadn’t willed half of his team out of existence after the first quarter, including most of the starters.

Kelly Brook in Three (2005)

This is one of the famous Billy Zane sinking ship tetralogy. Billy sank in Titanic, Dead Calm, Three and Cleopatra.

There is a famous continuity error in Three. At one point Kelly Brook walks into the water naked, but when she walks out a bikini bottom has mysteriously appeared. (See below)

I was surprised to see the Longhorns beat Georgia

I also surprised myself by feeling happy about it. My daughter graduated from UT, and both her mother and I went to grad school there, so I guess I have some subconscious attachment that I wasn’t aware of until they beat an SEC team in a major bowl!

Natalie Dormer in The Tudors