Or should I say dragonshit?

There was another brothel scene. Ol’ Aemond One-Eye (that’s a guy, if you’re not into the show) did full frontal nudity, and there was another guy with his erect dick in somebody’s mouth, so there was plenty of entertainment for the gay male audience (and whatever females are into that). I didn’t capture any of that because I presume my audience has no interest.

As far as naked women go, there was a brief side-boob from an unidentified woman whose face was not in the frame, and then there was whatever that is below, from Michelle Bonnard. Probably nothing. I can’t even tell what we’re looking at, and that’s after brightening the begeezus out of it. In the actual telecast the scene is too dark and too fleeting to see anything at all (not that it matters, because there is apparently not much to see, if the captures below are an indication).

These appear to be shots taken from the audience. Our first post didn’t include any booty shots. This certainly makes up for that.

We don’t usually look for the stray nipple from this angle.

It’s amazing (and disappointing) that she managed to frolic around the surf and sand in a thong for all that time and had no mishap of greater significance than a bit of underboob.

An uncensored still photograph is floating around:

I doubt that the pic is legit. It seems pretty obvious that it is a colorized version of this:

The color pic shows various tell-tale signs of having been colorized. According to the TMZ tape, her boa doesn’t seem to have that pinkish hue, and her overalls are a completely different color. The color version also includes an unexpected orange streak in her hair, some improbable blue and green artifacts, and other color bleeding.

(I still haven’t seen an uncensored version of that tape, by the way.)

So the color pic seems to be bogus. Assuming the original is in B&W, the question then becomes, “Which B&W version is the original?” Was the censored B&W created by adding bars to the above uncensored original, which is now mysteriously turning up from an unidentified source? Or was the uncensored version above created by ‘shopping the censored version?

My verdict is that the uncensored version is a fake created from the censored one. Notice that the dark vertical shadow through her right breast seems to be interrupted right where the black censorship bar used to be. If that were the original, the shadow would be continuous.

The breasts and nipples in the “uncensored” B&W do seem to match the Leggero nudes that Celeb Stalker has assembled. We have to admit that at least the ‘shopper did his homework! This probably looks very similar to the real uncensored version.

Any other thoughts?

Kevin Costner has always trusted his instincts and has not been afraid to invest his own money in his projects. He’s been right his fair share of the time. Yellowstone has been a TV and streaming blockbuster. Dances With Wolves won Best Picture and several other Oscars, including Best Director for Costner. Even Waterworld, although initially dismissed by critics and audiences and ridiculed for its outrageous price tag, has eventually recouped its losses and is now recognized as a pretty damned entertaining film, despite some flaws. (Some of the financial info in my review is dated. Wikipedia says, “After factoring in home video sales and TV broadcast rights among other revenue streams, Waterworld eventually became profitable.”)

OK, maybe Costner made some wrong turns along the way. The Postman won several Golden Razzberries including Worst Picture and Worst Director, but even that notorious bomb has a lot of heart.

Now Costner has invested his big heart and his big bank balance into Horizon, an epic four-part series of Westerns. Part 1 just came out. How did it go? Not so well. Here is The Hollywood Reporter’s analysis:

Coming in third at the domestic box office over the weekend was Kevin Costner‘s pricey $100 million Western, Horizon: An American Saga — Chapter One. The film bit the dust with an estimated opening of $11 million (overseas numbers were not immediately available).

Horizon is without a doubt one of the biggest curiosity factors of the summer after Costner left behind a lucrative gig on Taylor Sheridan’s hit show Yellowstone and put up tens of millions of his own money to make his decades-long passion project a reality with four period Western movies.

The hope was that Horizon would strike a chord among older males in America’s heartland. A B- CinemaScore and meh reviews certainly didn’t help its cause.

Warners agreed to distribute and market the movie for a fee in the U.S. Costner — who has tirelessly promoted the movie — invested $38 million of his own money, while two mystery investors also ponied up equity. The rest of the budget came from selling off foreign rights with the help of sales outfit K5 International, which premiered the film at the Cannes Film Festival. (Horizon opens in numerous markets this weekend).

Horizon: An American Saga: Chapter Two opens in short order, on Aug. 16, in one of the more unusual distribution schemes in Hollywood history. Costner also put up the marketing money for Horizon.

The good news for us is that Ella Hunt has a topless scene in Part 1.

Sample:

Johnny’s remarks:

Still going through a lull in the number of Australian movies that are being made with a number of movies starring international actors so much so even New Zealand movies are also importing actors. Yet there’s still some good nudity including in the Z-grade exploitation movie Bloodlust (see below), full-on drama favourite Romper Stomper and the arty New Zealand drama The Footstep Man.

Kelly Chapman in Bloodlust: