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The ageless La Liz in a bikini

Scoop, August 23, 2024 (4:09 pm) ... 1 comment.

Elizabeth Hurley will turn 60 in June!

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Ella Lily Hyland and Jess Darrow topless in episode two of Fifteen-Love

Scoop, August 23, 2024 (3:47 pm) ... 1 comment.

Fifteen-Love is a British drama television series that premiered on Amazon Prime Video last July.

Fifteen-Love focuses on a current but also highly charged subject: sexual abuse of a young trainee by an older coach. A seventeen-year-old tennis talent has secured a ticket for Roland Garros and is preparing to win together with her coach. But in the quarter finals, things go wrong; she breaks her wrist and has to give up. Five years later, this period still bothers her, especially because she cannot forget her coach’s transgressive behavior.


Ella Lily Hyland

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Jess Darrow

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Zoe Kravitz: see-through top at the Blink Twice screening!

Scoop, August 23, 2024 (3:17 pm) ... no comments.


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Brigitte Bardot nudography (and some near misses)

Scoop, August 23, 2024 (3:09 pm)December 30, 2025 (8:39 pm) ... no comments.

I think you know who Brigitte Bardot is. The words “legend” and “icon” are overused in the 21st century, and I am as guilty as anyone of that lazy phrasing, but I feel pretty comfortable in exercising those cliches to describe La Bardot.

In the late 50s and early 60s, as the French “sex kitten” extraordinaire, she was one of the most famous people in the world. She must hold some kind of record for having acquired the most fame among people totally unfamiliar with her work. Although nobody in my family had ever seen any of her films, we all knew her face, her name, and the fact that she was a famous sex symbol. We were typical Americans. Almost nobody in the States had seen her films, but she was a famous actress anyway! Bob Hope used her name, as he used Marilyn’s, as a punchline for his hackneyed suggestive jokes, because everyone in his audiences understood the reference.

After Bardot retired from film, now more than 50 years ago, her fame continued to grow, as she became a public face of animal rights causes throughout the world, and was always willing to court controversy in service of activism.

Fame did not bring her much happiness. She went through a string of failed relationships, several suicide attempts, and constant battles with mainstream journalists and jurists, who found her frequent public espousal of right-wing positions insulting, demeaning and by French law sometimes actionable.

She’s still around, close to 90 now, and just as feisty as ever, recently emerging as a critic of the equestrian events at the 2024 Olympics in Paris.


1952 – The Girl in the Bikini, AKA Manina, la fille sans voiles

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1955 – The Light Across the Street, AKA La lumière d’en face

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1956 – And God Created Woman, AKA Et Dieu… créa la femme

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1956 – Naughty Girl, AKA Cette sacrée gamine

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1956 – Plucking the Daisy, AKA En effeuillant la marguerite

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1957 – La Parisienne

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1958 – Love is My Profession, AKA En cas de malheur

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1958 – The Night Heaven Fell, AKA Les bijoutiers du clair de lune

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1959 – Come Dance With Me, AKA Voulez-vous danser avec moi?

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1960 – La Verite, AKA The Truth

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1960 – Nero’s Big Weekend, AKA Nero’s Mistress, AKA Les week-ends de Néron, AKA Mio figlio Nerone

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1961 – Please, Not Now; AKA La bride sur le cou

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1962 – Love on a Pillow, aka Le repos du guerrier

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1963 – Contempt, AKA Le mépris

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1967 – Two Weeks in September, AKA À coeur joie

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1968 – Shalako

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1969 – Les Femmes

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1970 – The Novices, AKA Les novices

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1970 – Photoshoot based on The Novices

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1971 – Les Petroleuses, AKA The Legend of Frankie King

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1971 – The Bear and the Doll, AKA L’ours et la poupée

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1973 – Colinot, aka L’histoire très bonne et très joyeuse de Colinot Trousse-Chemise

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1973 – Don Juan (Or If Don Juan Were a Woman)

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In addition to her film career, she has posed for topless and nude photoshoots, and has been captured several times by paparazzi. That is outside of my area of expertise, but you can find many, many pages of her non-film nudity here.

“Zoe Saldana topless and seethrough (45 pics – bonus videos)”

Scoop, August 22, 2024 (11:08 pm) ... 2 comments.

Zoe Saldana in some recent see-through , topless selfie pics and videos and paparazzi pics.

Olivia Ponton – cute rear view

Scoop, August 22, 2024 (11:03 pm) ... no comments.


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Megan Thee Stallion – booty and lots of side-boob

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Erendira Ibarra and Valentina Acosta in The Accident

Scoop, August 22, 2024 (6:33 pm)August 22, 2024 (6:37 pm) ... 4 comments.

AKA: Accidente. It’s a new Netflix series from Mexico.

A birthday party. A strong gust of wind carried away a bouncy castle, resulting in the tragic deaths of three children. The parents were not ready to accept the tragic event as an accident, and they were desperate to blame it on someone.

Sounds cheery.


Erendira Ibarra in episode 4

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Valentina Acosta in episode 7

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Previously: Erendira Ibarra in Dark Forces, AKA Fuego Negro (2020).

Emily Feld bootylicious in a new photoshoot

Scoop, August 22, 2024 (6:06 pm) ... 2 comments.


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Wanda Nara – double areola-slip in Ibiza

Scoop, August 22, 2024 (5:58 pm) ... no comments.

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