Elettra Lamborghini and Dascha Polanco See-Through at the 2018 MTV VMAs!

Kate French topless in Fired Up

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia | Season 13: Official Trailer

Seems to be as raunchy as ever.

National Enquirer boss and Trump pal David Pecker gets federal immunity in Michael Cohen case

He was part of the scheme to bury the details of Trump’s extra-marital escapades. He bought damaging stories as exclusives, then kept them out of print, thus effectively silencing the accusers. I gather that he was reimbursed by Cohen directly, which means that he was ultimately reimbursed by Trump. Maybe.

It’s not clear whether Pecker’s testimony and promise of immunity is restricted to this specific facet of Trump’s life, or if he is fully co-operating with the feds and/or New York State on other Trump-related matters. (He is a long-time Trump friend.)

Lena Dunham and Leo DiCaprio – together at last

Is Tarantino a big player in Tinseltown? Let me put it this way: you know you’re big when you can hire Brad Pitt to play Leo DiCaprio’s stunt double!

(Pitt’s character is the stunt double of Leo’s character.)

Remember those “my dick is so big” jokes? My favorite was: “My dick is so big it doesn’t take Spielberg’s calls.” Can we now change that to “Tarantino’s calls”?

By the way, I think that’s the first time I’ve ever used the term “Tinseltown” without quoting someone else. I feel liberated.

Jeff Sessions stands up to Trump

He then told his wife, “It made me feel like I was almost five feet tall.”

“Scottish sex terms you all need to know”

And here I thought the Glasgow Steamer was a freight ship.

I do have to give the ol’ Thane of Fife to my girlfriend’s peely-wally, right after she gets tidy with my stones of Scone and blows my bagpipe.

OK, maybe I just dreamed those. The real ones are almost as silly.

Lady Gaga – bare booty

Shakira shakes that booty in concert

A young Andie MacDowell – topless, but using the ol’ hand bra.