Especially the false acquisitions. Truth is our main weapon.

Well, truth and humor are our two main weapons.

… Um … truth and humor and sports … three main weapons

… wait … truth and humor and sports and a fanatical devotion to naked women

er …

amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as …

Oh, bugger … I’ll come in again

Mackenzie Davis in the subtly-titled Izzy Gets The Fuck Across Town (2017)

“At a lunch on Tuesday, Senators were told to expect to be on the floor this weekend for the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation vote, said Sen. Bob Corker (R-TN).”

It does seem that the process will commence Saturday because we do know that the committee expects to take its vote on Friday. It’s not clear whether the actual vote of the entire Senate can take place over the weekend, given the expected procedural maneuvers.

Bill Cosby has received his first sentence for one of the many women who have accused him of various forms of predatory behavior. In this case, as in most of them, he drugged, then assaulted a woman. The judge declared Cosby a “sexually violent predator.”

He was escorted away in handcuffs. Three to ten years was his sentence for his behavior with just this one woman. Given the number of crimes he has been accused of (60 women) and his age (81), he has probably spent his last day as a free man and will die in prison.

Was there any bigger surprise among the recently exposed sexual predators? And how did he keep it so quiet for so many years? Let’s  face it, everyone knew that Harvey Weinstein and Les Moonves were creeps. There were always whispers and rumors, even when everyone feared their power, but  … Dr. Huxtable ???? That was like finding out Tom Hanks is a serial killer.

This gallery represents a great scene from The Girlfriend Experience (s2e7)

Louisa Krause also got naked in other scenes: (1, 2)

Lovato shakes that mostly uncovered booty

Marisa Tomei topless in one of the nude scenes that earned her two consecutive second-place finishes in our annual polls:

This performance finished second in the Top Nude Scenes of 2007

Her follow-up in The Wrestler merited second place in the Top Nude Scenes of 2008

By the way, she did those scenes when she was well into her 40s! (She turns 54 this year and still looks about the same.)

Shocking! Although, to be fair, the only visible clothing covers nothing at all.

Some topless color photos of Kendall Jenner:  (1, 2)

She’s indoors this time, but the quality is just so-so.

This was the draft of a letter penned by a Jeff Sessions proxy

“Noel Francisco will oversee the special counsel with a commitment to justice as Acting Attorney General for this matter.”

At this point, Rosenstein is still in position.