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The new Presidential limo is pretty cool

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“The 20,000-pound, $1.5 million limo, built by General Motors to look like a stretched version of a Cadillac XT6 sedan, is believed to use a heavily modified platform from GM’s heavy-duty Chevrolet Kodiak truck and to have 8-inch thick walls and 5-inch, multilayer windows; a mix of steel, aluminum, and ceramic armors are meant to fend off different types of attacks. And in case of a biochemical attack, well, the car is sealed to protect against those, too.

Its doors weigh as much as those on a 757 jet, and its has run-flat tires inside its almost bus-sized wheel wells.

It also includes a night vision system, door handles that can be electrified to shock anyone trying to get inside, and the ability to fire tear gas, lay down an oil slick, or deploy a smokescreen.

Among its communications technologies? The ability to dispatch the nuclear codes. Oh, and in addition to the seven seats it has inside to make sure Secret Service members can surround the president, it also contains a bunch of medical supplies—including a refrigerator full of blood matching President Trump’s blood type.”

Keri Russell booty

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Keri Russell bared her booty in The Americans, s3e3

Alicia Rodriguez and Maria Gracia Omegna get very friendly

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Alicia Rodriguez and Maria Gracia Omegna seem to be very close friends in Joven y Alocada (2012)

Spin doc: Bill Cosby is like Jesus!

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“They persecuted Jesus and look what happened. I’m not saying Mr. Cosby is Jesus, but we know what this country has done to black men for centuries.”

I can see the similarity between Cosby and Jesus. Neither of them thought plain water was a suitable drink for a festive occasion. In order to lighten the mood, Jesus changed it into wine, and Cosby added some gentle little pills.

The oddest part of this story is that Cosby’s publicist gratuitously added comments about Brett Kavanaugh, who presumably was considered somewhat less like Jesus. Or maybe not. I don’t really know because my knowledge of the Bible is a little hazy, and I just keep forgetting the part about Jesus whipping it out.

Josephine Skriver booty

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The Danish model Instagrammed her butt in a thong this past Sunday. Impressive!

It’s no wonder her Instagram feed has five million followers.

Carla Gugino wearing nothing but a thong

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These B&W Carla Gugino scenes are from the original Sin City. It seems to me as if that came out recently, but it was actually 13 years ago.

Emmeline Kellie’s booty in Outlawed

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There is a close-up of Emmeline Kellie’s bottom as she walks away from the camera in Outlawed (2018)

Natalie Portman’s masturbation scene in Black Swan

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Portman tickling the taco in 2010

Kamille Leai nekkid in an episode of Survivor’s Remorse

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Brittany S. Hall nekkid in an episode of Survivor’s Remorse.

She and Kamille Leai are the same person.

She Tweeted: “Kamille Leai was my stage name. Brittany is my real name. I just dropped the stage name. It’s pretty simple… Not a mind fuck.”

 

Stephanie Pratt Topless

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Stephanie Pratt Topless Paparazzi Shots (While Changing Her Bikini)

I know what you’re thinking, but …

She’s “kind of” a celebrity.

Remember her from The Hills? That was that awful show with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Well, Stephanie was in that as well. She is Spencer’s less obnoxious sibling.

Anyway, she’s still on a reality show somewhere. Aren’t we all? (Possibly excepting her brother, who is probably employed in a position requiring a hairnet.) According to the article, Stephanie’s specific show is Made in Chelsea.

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