Her nipples should have received their own credit in the I Love Dick series

This made the Top Nude Scenes of 2017, but there won’t be a 2018 sequel because the series was cancelled after a single season.

Sarah Shahi in Bullet to the Head (2012)

Kim Kardashian was branded ‘desperate’, ‘sad’ and ‘vulgar.’

The kind of treatment she refers to as “Friday.”

The people who write this website seem to think that “vulgar” is a bad thing. I enjoy vulgar. Hell, that’s the entire Kardashian oeuvre. If there were Kardashian Scouts, Vulgar Scout would be their Eagle rank.

Not to mention several of their merit badges.

Unfortunately she can’t be Queen of all the Britons, as she is a Swedish girl and it is a Swedish lake.

“Winter penis is very much real, and you and your little pal must prepare yourselves. As the weather gets colder, those of you with a penis may notice shrinkage, decreased erections, and difficulty reaching orgasm. This isn’t due to your dick going into hibernation, but a physical reaction to the cold. ‘Men can expect their penis to shrivel by up to 50% in length and 20% to 30% in girth when the weather gets chilly.'”

I once dated a girl named Winter Penis. She pronounced it “pah-NEE.”

“for their efforts to end the use of sexual violence as a weapon of war and armed conflict.”

President Trump was considered by the British oddsmakers to be one of the favorites, probably because of this peace-loving declaration:

https://youtu.be/EYsM6dKS-RE

All kidding aside, Trump probably deserves a Nobel Peace Prize more than Obama deserved his. Obama had done absolutely nothing to earn one except to keep John McCain out of office, while Trump has made an effort to broker peace on the Korean peninsula, and he may yet succeed!

And, to be fair to DJT …

Who would not “bomb the shit out of” ISIS if they could? The problem is finding the pricks when they aren’t surrounded by human shields. But if I could find them in a camp in the desert somewhere, I’d bomb the shit out of ISIS, as well.

Of course I mean the rapin’, killin’ caliphate guys. I would never bomb Joanna Cameron.

Phun added some other pictures to their discussion.

They look real, are in HQ, and match very similar non-nude photos found on social media.

“A physicist, a philosopher, and a medievalist got together and decided to hoax cultural studies journals with a score of fake research papers.” (Link 1, Link 2)

“The goal was always to use what the existing literature offered to get some little bit of lunacy or depravity to be acceptable at the highest levels of intellectual respectability within the field.”

“… Sometimes we just thought a nutty or inhumane idea up and ran with it. What if we write a paper saying we should train men like we do dogs—to prevent rape culture? Hence came the ‘Dog Park’ paper. What if we write a paper claiming that when a guy privately masturbates while thinking about a woman (without her consent—in fact, without her ever finding out about it) that he’s committing sexual violence against her? That gave us the ‘Masturbation’ paper. ”

Long, related personal anecdote to follow …

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Sue Perkins is the host of reality shows in the UK. She is a 50ish comedian, so keep your expectations realistic.

Plus-Sized Model Ali Tate nekkid