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Marion Cotillard topless at the beach.

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Marion Cotillard is not easily abashed.

This’ll take you back – Kay Lenz in Breezy

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Back in 1973, it seemed that Lenz was headed to the A-List, but it never happened. In Breezy she co-starred with Bill Holden in a film directed by Clint Eastwood. That was heady stuff for a woman who was 19 when that film started shooting, but by 1987 she was appearing in such B fare as Stripped to Kill.

Sophie Duez naked

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French actress Sophie Duez for Lui Magazine – 1984

Genevieve Morton – 2018 calendar

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Genevieve Morton in various stages of undress

Caroline Vreeland see-thru

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The multi-hyphenate (singer, actress, songwriter, model, author) is wearing a top, but it’s an insignificant one. I assume she’s selling something or another in this image, but as Jed Clampett would say, I don’t rightly know.

I remember this – Claudia Schiffer tanning on a yacht

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Schiffer topless in her career prime or maybe just past it.

Judy Greer topless again

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Greer took a bath in this weekend’s episode of Kidding

Dr. Who’s breasts in Venus (.gif)

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Jodie Whittaker flashes Peter O’Toole in a role that earned the great one his final Oscar nomination in 2007.

O’Toole probably should have won the Oscar for his very first major performance, as Lawrence of Arabia, but he ran into a buzzsaw – one of the most beloved performances in history: Gregory Peck in to Kill a Mockingbird. Of course, O’Toole was still in his 20s then, and obviously so very talented and charming that few people gave any thought to his loss, considering that it wasn’t quite his time yet and he was likely to win many statuettes in the future.

He never did.

He was Oscar-nominated for eight different roles, and lost every single time.

The Academy did honor O’Toole with a special lifetime achievement award in 2003.

Actress, model and celebrity offspring Sophie Simmons nekkid

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Sophie is the daughter of Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed. This appears to be an outtake from her Wilhelmina Modeling portfolio. (Hit the right arrow twice on her Wilhelmina page to see a nearly identical pic.)

Bella Hadid underboob

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and Bella Hadid pokies to boot

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