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Lisa Appleton topless

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She’s the busty former “star” of Big Brother UK

She’s no stranger to public toplessness. Last year she deliberately flouted California law by removing her top at a beach. If you Google “Lisa Appleton topless,” you’ll get about a zillion examples.

She has fallen on hard times post Big Bruv

Charli XCX see-thru (.gif)

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Chuck 90-10 is wearing a top which is nearly fully transparent

More xxx-rated Maitland Ward shenanigans

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WARNING: you really don’t want to click on this if you are at work.

Well … unless maybe if you work for Larry Flynt.

And HERE is the entire scene, all 33 minutes of it. The guy with her is Isiah Maxwell, an established porn star who has appeared in such sentimental screen romances as Black Anal Diaries, Happy Ending Handjobs 10, Black Cocks Matter, and my own personal favorite, White Bitch Sandwich 5. (I don’t actually recommend it. It’s difficult to follow unless you have seen White Bitch Sandwich 4. SPOILER: it’s tuna on pumpernickel.)

(OK, I’m fuckin’ witcha. I know absolutely nothing about porn movies. It’s difficult to believe, but I’ve never watched one all the way through, although I have seen clips from most of the very famous classics from an earlier era. I do notice from the IMDb filmography that Isiah’s movie titles almost always include the words “white” or “black” or both. Obviously porn tastes are very specific, and it is therefore important to select a highly descriptive title.)

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I have been assembling the top nude scenes of 1997, and I seem to have the films under control (there were some great scenes once again), but I wonder if I’m missing anything worthwhile from TV. Regrettably, I did not archive my issues from 1995-97 (scoopy.com at the time), and the Wayback Machine just leads to the Adultcheck entry page.

So far I have identified (mostly thanks to you guys):

Eva Habermann in season one of Lexx
Vaitaire Bandera in season one of Stargate SG-1
Andrea Thompson in season two of Arli$$

Can any of you point me to other outstanding TV nude scenes from 1997?

Claire Foy topless

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Claire Foy in the first episode of White Heat (2012)

She played QE2 in The Crown, and she’s the new Lisbeth Salander.

Bonus: here she shows her butt in The Girl in the Spider’s Web.

(That scene can be found around 00:48 in the international trailer below.)

Kanye at the White House

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The eccentric musical artist went fishing in the stream of consciousness

Kathleen Beller stark naked

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Kathleen Beller’s skinny dip in The Betsy (1978)

Yvonne Strahovski naked (.gif)

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Yvonne Strahovski in Manhattan Night

This was our Top Nude Scene of 2016

Vanessa Hudgens wardrobe malfunction (HQ)

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Vanessa Hudgens is wearing a dress that allows us to see her nipple under gauze

Jessica Parker Kennedy topless and nude

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Jessica Parker Kennedy in “Decoys 2″ (2007)

And here she is naked in an episode of Black Sails

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