“Honestly, it’s not for everyone.”

This is probably the best state slogan since Arkansas had “Home of the firm, calloused handshake.”

Although I like Oklahoma’s “Don’t ask. We don’t know what a sooner is either.”

Or Wyoming’s “Plenty of free parking.”

Or maybe New Jersey’s “No slogan. You gotta problem wit dat?”

“Prescriptions – Guns – Ammo”

Providing the tri-state area with quality pharmacy services and firepower!

This place is almost heaven. If they also operated a brothel, they would meet all of life’s needs.

Homer Simpson once claimed that beer was the solution to all of life’s problems, as well as the cause, but I’m thinking McCaysville Drug & Gun may have an even stronger claim to both parts of that equation. You can get wasted, then get a gun to commit a violent crime. And when you return, you can take advantage of old man McCay’s friendly refund policy, and turn the murder weapon back in for full store credit! That means you can get bandages and pain-killers to treat the wounds you suffered in the police shoot-out.

And best of all, most insurance plans are accepted, so you can start getting those drugs for free, or close to it, as soon as you meet your deductible!

Screw all those pictures of sexy women and beautiful landscapes. Here is the right way to usher in 2019.

The publisher claims, “BrownTrout’s keen eye for contemporary design and trends makes us the preferred supplier in this product category.” I’m guessing they are not only the preferred supplier, but probably the only supplier, of Goats-in-Trees calendars.

The Europeans really know how to do reality shows. Adam sucht Eva is a naked dating show from RTL. Many other European countries have been running the same show for years. (Info from Wikipedia)

Here’s the uncensored preview of the German version.

Here’s the info page.

“British reality star Jessica Wright was a sexy vampire for Halloween and apparently vampires in Britain wear see-through dresses and no bras.”

… again, as the Good Lord intended.

… as the Good Lord intended

This is the Coen Brothers’ first made-for-Netflix film. It will be in a few theaters Thursday or Friday, and on Netflix as of the 16th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YES0lLXIIz4

Noah is Miley’s younger, not-as-naked sister.

“At 100 years old … Halle Berry is still doing good things. With her nipples. Bringing it how it’s gotta be brung.”

I have not seen this before, but it seems to be real. The tattoos match.