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An excellent version of Bella Thorne naked for GQ

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Bella Thorne nude from the side (basically a tease)

Jenny Frost – very close to a wardrobe malfunction

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I don’t think you’ll actually see a nipple at this Atomic Kitten concert because Jenny seems to be taped, but you’ll enjoy it anyway. And by “it,” I mean the breast, not the concert.



Troian Bellisario very briefly topless (.gif)

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Troian Bellisario in We Are Here (2018)

Phun is reporting that there are explicit leaked pictures of Allie Goertz

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According to Phun, Allie Goertz seems to love taking naughty selfies

I suppose Allie is kind of a low-rent Weird Al. (Wikipedia)

Sarah Silverman shows off her cleavage

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Sarah Silverman looks great in a low-cut gown (.gif)

Kaniehtiio Horn topless

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Kaniehtiio Horn in Embrace of the Vampire (2013 version)

Chloe Sevigny topless in Boys Don’t Cry

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Birthday girl Chloe turns 44 today. She turned 24 during the photography of this movie.

Astrid Bergès-Frisbey: topless (large and natural)

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Astrid Bergès-Frisbey in The Sea Wall (2008)

She is distinguished from most actresses by the unusual pattern of her eye color.

And, of course, by her family’s invention of flying plastic discs.

Alice Eve: naked, curvy and beautiful

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Alice Eve was an unknown when this role in Crossing Over vaulted her into prominence and earned her the #4 spot among our Top Nude Scenes of 2009.

Keira Knightley in The Hole

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This is the nicest capture I have seen of her topless scene.

This scene is controversial. Keira was born in March of 1985, and this scene was shot in the summer of 2000, so she had just turned 15.

She was 16 or 17 when she did her nudity and sex scenes in Dr. Zhivago. (She was 17 when it was released, so that is the oldest she could have been, but I’m not sure of the filming schedule.)

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