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Lara Pulver topless

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Lara Pulver in an episode of Davinci’s Demons

Pam Grier T&A in classic 70s exploitation fare

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A .gif of Pam Grier in Coffy (1973)

Trump: Rosenstein belongs in jail because ‘he never should have picked a special counsel’

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Yeah, that’s right. I remember reading that law that makes it illegal to appoint a special counsel.

After a while, there just no more to say about Trump’s crazy pronouncements. Obviously there’s something seriously wrong with him, but I’ve given up trying to figure out what it is beyond the obvious pathological narcissism. Is he scared of the walls closing in? Is he mentally challenged? Is he senile? Is he totally delusional? Perhaps he really knows what’s going on, but just lies about everything? I have no idea. I’ve never seen anybody like him.

Summary: The Top Nude Scenes of 1995

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Here is the summary page for The Top Nude Scenes of 1995

As always, members should not use the Mirror Creator links to obtain film clips. They are all in the member’s section.

If you are not a member and do use the Mirror Creator links, I’ve found that Zippyshare is the one which presents the least bullshit, but even on that one it can be necessary to click on the orange download box as many as three times before the download begins. It’s not consistent. Sometimes the first click yields the download. At other times the first click, or first and second clicks, lead to nonsense.

Here is the summary table of all the top tens from every year.

Here are the numerical results of the balloting.

Michael Cohen pleads guilty to lying to Congress

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He had lied to Congress by saying Trump had no deals in Russia after January, 2016.

There are no surprises here. It was generally assumed that he was lying about this, and the Washington Post had reported the evidence of that more than a year ago, but this is the first official acknowledgement of the lies.

Trump says pardon for Paul Manafort still a possibility

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Ii’s only fair. Manafort lied to the special counsel and relayed everything in the interrogations back to Trump, so he’s upheld his part of the bargain. Now it’s Trump’s turn.

And really, who deserves leniency more than Paul Manafort? Such a nice man.

“Trump’s night-owl calls to Roger Stone in 2016 draw scrutiny in Mueller probe”

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“Mueller’s keen interest in (the Trump/Stone) relationship was laid out in a draft court document revealed this week in which prosecutors drew a direct line between the two men — referring to Stone as someone understood to be in regular contact with senior Trump campaign officials, ‘including with then-candidate Donald J. Trump.’

The inclusion of the president by name in the draft filing rattled his legal team and indicated how closely the special counsel is scrutinizing what Trump may have learned from Stone about WikiLeaks’ release of emails that prosecutors say were hacked by Russian intelligence operatives.”

That’s not all Trump could have gotten from Stone. Stone was a direct conduit to Russian intelligence, although he probably didn’t realize it. Stone claimed to be in touch with Guccifer 2.0. He claims that he was unaware that Guccifer 2.0 was an identity assumed by Russian intelligence. That’s probably true because: (1) he’s not the brightest bulb on the tree; (2) before we knew that Guccifer 2.0 was just a front for Russian intelligence, Stone wrote a long article for Breitbart arguing that it was Guccifer 2.0, not the Russians, who hacked the DNC.

Yup, Guccifer 2.0, but not the Russians!

In the immortal words of B. Bunny, “What a maroon!”

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Stone also wrote, “The original Guccifer famously hacked Hillary’s home email server, you might remember.” The original Guccifer, who was a single person and was not Russian, claimed to have done that, but investigators found no evidence to support such a claim, and Guccifer never presented any evidence that he had done so. Guccifer later admitted in FBI questioning that he had lied to Fox News when he made this claim. Apparently Stone never got the memo.

Kristen Stewart topless in Lizzie (2018)

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Kristen Stewart wasn’t as daring as Chloe Sevigny. She performed a very similar scene, but only her breasts appeared on camera.

Here is a short .gif of the scene.

(full-length sound clip in the members’ section)

Kristen and Chloe also made out!

For comparison: Kristen Stewart topless in Personal Shopper

Chloe Sevigny stark naked in Lizzie (2018)

Scoop, ... 6 comments.

UPDATED with Elizabeth Montgomery discussion from the comments section.

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RE: CHLOE SEVIGNY

Chloe has made a bid for the nude scene of the year by performing a three-minute murder sequence completely naked.

(full-length sound clip in the members’ section)

Chloe was also involved in developing the project, but was not happy with the final output.

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RE: ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY

COMMENTS:

Speaking of Elizabeth Montgomery, back in the day I remember hearing about the so-called European version of her Lizzie Borden movie, which supposedly had some real Liz nakidity. I don’t mean a near or semi-nip slip, but something much more revealing than that. Was that story apocryphal? If not, have those pics/vids ever shown up anywhere??? It would really rewrite my childhood if those pics existed and could be seen.

SCOOP’s NOTE:

I don’t know about that. The only Montgomery nudity I have seen was in the Borden film and Between the Darkness and the Dawn. In both cases it was just enough of the breasts to expose the nipples.

Here is the link to the Montgomery scenes.

Bridey Elliott topless

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Bridey Elliott in Fort Tilden (2014)

(She appeared on two episodes of Silicon Valley)

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