She’s covered, but s-s-s-s-smokin’

She never did do a great nude scene. She came kinda-sorta close in three films.

In 1968 (age 36), a breast slipped out of her robe in The Night of the Following Day. Her nipple seems to have been taped.

The following year, she played a stripper in Marlowe and was topless except for small pasties.

In 1981 (age 49) she, like fellow birthday girl Bess Armstrong, showed her butt while skinny-dipping in The Four Seasons. (Maybe. Just as with Bess Armstrong’s scene, it’s impossible to say who it was or whether she was in a thong.)

She turns 87 today and she looked great at this year’s SAG awards.

To the best of my knowledge, this was her only screen nudity. It was in 1971, and she was 30.

The interview below, from February, 2018, shows what she looks like now. In one word, she looks incredible, and I mean that literally. It’s impossible to believe she could look like that because she was 77 then, and turns 78 today. Ain’t modern science wonderful!

By the way, she’s another one who went full Mimi Rogers on her birth year. Wikipedia explains the reasons why they decided on 1940, but she has also claimed 1942 and 1943 at various times.

Bess Armstrong’s only worthwhile nude scene was in The House of God (1984, age 32)

She did flash a butt very briefly in The Four Seasons (1981, age 29), but that could have been anyone. Even if it is Bess, she could have been wearing a thong.

She turns 65 today. She’s still working, still vivacious. Here she is in season two of House of Lies

“How five pals turned ‘Sex Island’ into a raunchy tourism empire for the rich”

“Private parties run throughout the year, but Sex Island is designed for the everyman who can drop $6,000 on a ‘golden ticket’ to a private island in the Caribbean with unlimited booze, food and women ready to satisfy them at any hour of the day.”

An album of Mo Collins performing some kind of naked Valentine’s Day fantasy

You may remember her from Parks and Rec, as well as from MadTV

Or maybe not. Maybe it’s just a near miss. Either way, it’s a good thing.

Robin Tunney – 12/9 Instagram

“Maria Butina, the Russian spy who infiltrated Republican political circles and used the NRA to influence the 2016 general election, is preparing to sign a plea deal with federal prosecutors.“

“Victorian man attacked by roo manages to save his stubby”

I gather that a stubby is a small beer.

It’s awful. Colorizing CK seems like a bad idea on general, but this was made in the earliest days of colorization, so it looks like it was colored by a little kid.