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As he said to Bill Clinton: to BE the man, you have to BEAT the man

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President George H.W. Bush was secretly a pro wrestling fan

And, oddly enough, his son thought it was real.

George and Bar’s spokesperson: “They’d like to know if Mr. Flair could accompany them on Air Force One.”

Wooooooooooooooooo.

Kendall Jenner topless

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Kendall Jenner is gorgeous

Vintage Terry Farrell (I think)

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(Allegedly) Ol’ “Jadzia Dax” back in her modeling days. According to the conventional internet wisdom, her pseudonym at the time was Susan Shepperd. This set is attributed to a Spanish magazine called “Man.”

Caveat surfor. These images have been around since I first hit the internet. It certainly looks like her, but I have never been able to track down the actual issue they allegedly come from.

Another beautiful female pole vaulter

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Canadian pole vaulter Alysha Newman – kinda see-thru

Is every female pole vaulter great looking? I’m starting to think that I might actually start watching an Olympic sport with a name that doesn’t start with “women’s beach …”

Per Wikipedia:

“Alysha Newman (born 29 June 1994) is a Canadian track and field athlete specialized in pole vault. She is the reigning Commonwealth Games champion in the women’s pole vault following the 2018 Games in the Gold Coast, where she set a new Games record of 4.75 m”

“Three key facts from the notorious Steele Dossier that Robert Mueller just confirmed.”

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It has become a standard conservative talking point to refer to that dossier with the adjective “discredited” attached, but I can’t think of any part of it that has actually been discredited, while several parts, including these, have been confirmed.

What about the famous pee tape?

My opinion is that it either exists or did at one time. I base that on this:

“President Trump reportedly told former FBI Director James Comey that he was considering asking Comey to investigate the infamous ‘pee tape’ in order to prove that the alleged recording — one of the more salacious items in the ‘Steele dossier’ — did not exist.”

If you think about it, Trump would never have considered asking Comey to investigate if he had been absolutely certain that he had never done anything like that in the first place, because in such a case he would be 100% certain that no such tape could exist.

Of course there is also the point that no investigation can ever prove universal or absolute non-existence. Think about it. How could anyone possibly prove that a tape does not exist? What would be the standard of proof? “We looked at every square inch of the planet Earth and frisked all seven and a half billion people. It wasn’t there.” If Trump had followed up on this discussion with an order to Comey, he would have been sending the FBI on a snipe hunt, but that’s not really evidence of Trump’s guilt or innocence. It is, however, strong evidence of his dim-wittedness.

Mind you, I don’t give a damn whether such a tape exists. I can’t see how that could have any bearing on a man’s ability to govern. Consider the rankings of Presidents. You can bet that high-rated presidents like JFK (top 15) and Jefferson (top 5) did a lot kinkier shit than that, while low-rated chief execs like Nixon and Jimmy Carter (both bottom 10) stuck to the missionary position with their wives.

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Blake Lively nipple-peek

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Ms. Lively provides only a very brief and disappointing tease in A Simple Favor (2018), but it is still worth a look, as I see it.

Vanessa Moe topless in true UHQ

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Vanessa Moe of Unique Models

Caitriona Balfe topless in the new episode of Outlander

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Caitriona Balfe in Outlander, s4e6

Presenting: your next Oscar host?

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Miley Cyrus braless

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Miley Cyrus braless, December 7th Twitter Video

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