Umjolo: The Gone Girl is a romantic comedy following a successful woman who has her life turned upside down. She learns her husband has been sleeping around and makes the drastic decision to create an open relationship. However, he struggles to cope with the idea that she is sleeping with other men. This movie is the start of a series following the complicated relationships of a few couples in South Africa.

The film clips include those two actresses and many dozens of others topless.

Johnny’s remarks:

Not a lot of nudity in part 1 of the 2008 update but there’s some good nude scenes in the martial arts thriller Death Bet, South African shot drama Disgrace and Tasmanian horror movie Dying Breed (sample below).

Melanie Vallejo in Dying Breed

Celebrity trainer and fitness entrepreneur Tracy Anderson showing boobs and underwear in a see-through dress at the 2024 Baby2Baby Gala in Los Angeles!

Sample:

This pic is pretty much as advertised in the headline, but I have to warn you that the oil is not baby oil or corn oil or some clear sex lube. It’s regular old black gold, Texas Tea, meaning that you can’t see much of anything.

Susan Dey, TV’s Laurie Partridge, successfully shed her image as an innocent juvenile. From 1977-86 she appeared mostly in TV movies, but when she did theatrical films, she got naked in 100% of them.

OK, she was in just three films in those ten years, but the record still holds.

The same year Echo Park was released, she got a major role in L.A. Law, which earned her a bunch of Emmy and Golden Globe nominations, thereby nearly eradicating the memory of her cheesy movie career.

She retired from acting about 20 years ago, and seems to have disappeared completely into private life. The most recent photos of her that I could find were from 2008. Given that she’s now in her 70s, she could be in front of you in the line at Safeway, and you’d never know it.

Film clips

My thoughts on Looker and Echo Park follow. You don’t need any nudging from me to know that First Love is a crap-fest. It was based on a short story written in the mid-1950s, but took place in the 1970s, when the film was created. Love and courtship among young people changed dramatically in those twenty years, so the characters didn’t always seem credible as contemporary college students.

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