My guesses:
1. Fast-food-induced heart attack.
2. Drug OD
3. Gunshot wounds
I wasn’t that far off. Here is the real list. It’s kind of a dumb list because everyone dies eventually, and most of these are just different ways that the door finally closes on the elderly. If you take the things that are just “dying of old age” off the list, and list only causes of premature death, I may have been close, which is surprising, given that I thought I was just screwin’ around.


