“I gotta fly to Saint Somewhere
I’m close to bodily harm”

– James William Buffett

In this case, the designated warm-weather saint is Tropez.

Tropez is not one of the more famous saints, is he?. He’s an early Christian martyr, a Roman soldier who converted, then refused to renounce his faith. It was in the reign of Nero, so long ago that as many as ten of the eleven faithful apostles were still alive! Nine of them supposedly died in the same era, 60-80 AD, although exact dates are not known. The only one said in Christian lore to have predeceased Tropez (AKA Torpes of Pisa) was James, son of Zebedee, who was martyred in Jerusalem around 44 AD by King Herod Agrippa I. According to Christian tradition, it was only John, the other son of Zebedee, who lived to a ripe old age, allegedly shuffling off the mortal coil around 100 AD in Ephesus.

Zebedee?

To my knowledge, ol’ Zebedee never did anything especially holy. Virtually nothing is known of him other than that he was a fisherman who was trying to earn a living when Jesus asked two of his sons to fish for men instead, presumably leaving ol’ Zeb short-handed on the nets. Despite knowing almost nothing about him, the Roman Catholic Church made him a saint. Apparently donating his semen to two apostles, and being the husband of a devoted follower of Jesus, was contribution aplenty. He was sort of a reverse nepo baby. His feast day is March 15th. I wonder whether anyone celebrates that day.

How do I know something about this? I (unhappily) attended an elementary school named after Zeb’s wife, Salome. We pronounced it “sa-LOAM,” for reasons unknown to me, perhaps to distinguish her from the “SA-lo-may” Salome who danced for Herod and asked for the head of John the Baptist as payment for her sexy solo lambada.

And with good reason.

It’s real, but almost nothing is showing.

Sarah Jane Nader showing a glimpse of areola on her right tit as she exits a convenience store holding a bottle of Smart water and a bag of Chester’s Flamin’ Hot Fries. She stopped for a snack while on her way to the Dancing with the Stars rehearsal in New York City on August 20, 2026!

She is joining her more famous sister Brooks Nader in the upcoming dance competition and is supposedly paired with a female dancing pro, which is a big twist for fans who care about DWTS.

She and Brooks don’t look very much alike, do they?

The headlines regarding Margaret Qualley being “naked” at the world premiere of The Dog Stars in London on August 20, 2026 is in reference to her viral Chanel “naked shoes” that makes her appear to be barefoot (she’s just wearing heel caps).

Feet fans are probably very excited about that, but it seems like everyone missed that Margaret Qualley is also showing nipple between the chain-link rings that her dress is made up of!

I am calling this a nipple slip because even though its more of a see through, I think showing the nipple was completely unintentional on her part.

The full HD gallery is here.

Here’s a very close close-up for a teaser.

Bonus: Margaret Qualley with several topless photos in a 2022 pictorial for AnOther magazine!

Or, for that matter, any other film.

From the comment section.

Gofipro wrote:

Random find. This is how Brits promote a film: Promotion for the DVD film release of Lady Godiva and sponsored charity ride. Rotten Row, Hyde Park, London, Britain – 19 May 2008

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There has been some nudity in previous episodes, but nothing meaningful from Emmy.

Emmy did some pretty great nudity in the past, as shown in our annual polls.

2010 – 8th place for a a preview episode of Shameless.

2011 – 1st place for season one of Shameless

2017 – 7th place for season 8 of Shameless.

The first season of Shameless was a long time ago, although it doesn’t seem so to me. Emmy was 24 when it aired, probably 23 when some episodes were filmed. She had a youthful body, and the cultural climate was supportive of nudity. Neither of those things is true today. We’re in a PC cycle, and she turns 40 in two weeks. I don’t know whether more nudity is likely from Emmy, but my guess is “no.”

They are both in thongs. I think there is also a quick peek at Gen’s nipple. It appears that Laysla is never going to give up the goods.

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There has been quite a bit of nudity in this show. There’s never a downpour, but there’s a steady drizzle.

Here’s what Boobie Blog wrote:

Katie Price update! I haven’t posted Katie Price since 2024, and she was already a plastic surgery mess back then but she is a horrifying plastic surgery mess now.

Here are bikini pictures of Katie Price enjoying the hotel pool in Ibiza on August 13, 2026 and what is going on!? She is basically a walking skeleton with huge silicon tits, a fucked up hairline and botox lips.

She’s done some work on herself in the past decades, none of it good.

In cases like this, I always wonder, “Does SHE think she looks good?”

For reference, this is what she looked like in 1995, when she still belonged to our species: