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7 Bizarre Phobias

Scoop, April 30, 2025 (7:56 pm) ... no comments.

… like Xanthophobia – fear of the color yellow.

Hey, maybe that explains Green Lantern! He’s a guy with almost unlimited power, capable of defeating Superman himself. On the other hand, if his nemesis is dressed and face-painted entirely in yellow, he’s just some puny guy wandering around with a cheesy ring and a Coleman lantern.

This has actually happened in the comics. Batman and Robin once battled the ol’ Lantern while they were painted yellow in a yellow room. Robin bullied Lantern, taunted him, took his ring away, and would have beaten him to death had Batman not intervened.

So he can either defeat Superman or get his ass kicked by Robin.

Is Xanthophobia the answer?

“In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil’s might
Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light.
I crush the plans of each evil fellow
Unless, of course, he’s wearing yellow.”

Another Papal candidate emerges

Scoop, April 30, 2025 (7:39 pm)April 30, 2025 (7:40 pm) ... 13 comments.

I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility!

The first Pope-U.S. President combination has… pic.twitter.com/MM9vE5Uvzb

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) April 29, 2025


Make the Holy Roman Empire Great Again!

Rachel Weisz naked in I Want You (1998) and a boatload of HD clips from her career

Scoop, April 30, 2025 (7:31 pm)May 1, 2025 (4:31 am) ... 1 comment.

A commenter requested a re-up of the film clips from I Want You. As a reminder, that film includes scenes like this:


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So here is that … and much more.

Here are some HD clips from:

Stealing Beauty 1996
I Want You 1998
The Constant Gardener 2005
The Brothers Bloom 2008
Agora 2009
The Deep Blue Sea 2011
Disobedience 2017

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And a lower quality video from an episode of The Advocates, circa 1992.

Giulietta Revel topless in Next! (2023)

Scoop, April 30, 2025 (9:51 am)April 30, 2025 (6:48 pm) ... 1 comment.

Giulietta Revel wrote and directed this Italian comedy. It is her first full-length film in either role. She also acted and provided the brief nudity.

An entertaining, somewhat madcap, unbiased exploration into a variety of interpersonal relationships which are wavering in the face of changing societal mores and diverse and challenging sexual preference choices.


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Elisabeth Moss (briefly) naked in the most recent episode of The Handmaid’s Tale

Scoop, April 30, 2025 (12:15 am)April 30, 2025 (12:25 am) ... 1 comment.

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Blink and you miss it.


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Betting on the next pope

Scoop, April 29, 2025 (9:14 pm)April 30, 2025 (5:33 am) ... 8 comments.

You can bet on individuals, nationalities, number of ballots, and which Papal name he will take upon consecration.

The favorite in “nationalities” is “the field,” which consists of “countries that have never had a pope.” That is considered marginally more likely than “Italy.”

Which countries are in “the field”? For starters, there has never been a pope from North America. The article also states that no Asian or African pope has ever been elected. Is that true?

Yes and no.

Yes, if you consider only the modern election process. There have been several Asian popes and at least three Africans, but they reigned before the modern election process was created. The College of Cardinals wasn’t established until 1059, more than a full millennium after the death of Jesus, while the last non-European Pope (before Francis) died two centuries earlier.

No, if you consider other forms of election. The article does not specify “elected by the College of Cardinals.” It just says “elected.” The early popes were chosen through a different election process. Linus, the first successor to Peter on the traditional list, is sometimes considered the first elected pope. Alternatively, Pope Pius I, around 140 or 150 CE, is considered by other historians to be the first elected pope. Whichever of those you accept, Asian and African Popes have been elected.

There were many in the early church.

  • Besides the famous St. Peter, two others were born in what is now Israel. (Pope Evaristus, and Pope Theodore I).
  • Popes Anicetus, John V, Sisinnius, Constantine and Gregory III (the last non-European before Francis) were Syrians.
  • Popes John VI and Conon came from what is now Turkey.
  • Popes Victor I and Gelasius I were from an area now part of either Libya or Tunisia.
  • Pope Miltiades also came from North Africa, was possibly of Berber descent, and may have had very dark skin.

I’m sure you know that St. Peter, the first Pope, was Judean. His exact birthplace is debated because the town of his birth no longer exists, but scholars agree that it was somewhere on the northern shore of the Sea of Galilee, so he was Asian. Peter, however, is not within the purview of this commentary because there is a universal consensus that he was not chosen by election.

But there are still more nuances. If you want to be persnickety, Peter was the leader of the church, but was not called a pope. Later, among his successors in the early church, all bishops were called “pope.” The official use of the title “Pope” as it is currently understood – the Bishop of Rome in a position of absolute primacy over church doctrine – did not come into effect until the reign of Pope Gregory VII (1073-85). The line of succession was traced back to Peter.

So the answer to “Have there ever been Asian and African Popes?” is “It depends on your definition of ‘Pope.'” If Peter and the others before 1073 are considered Popes, then yes. The Catholic Church considers Peter and a long list of successors to have been Popes, so there have been Asian and African popes by their definition, and almost all of them were elected, albeit not by the modern process. But be aware that Peter’s papacy is retroactive, not contemporaneous. There is no indication that he was ever called Pope Peter in his time. You could make an argument that the Papacy, as we understand it today, representing the undisputed head of the Church, as chosen by the College of Cardinals, started in the 11th century. By that definition, the chair was occupied exclusively by Europeans until Francis came along. Therefore, if we narrow the question to “Has an Asian or African Pope ever been elected by the College of Cardinals?” we can give a definitive answer.

No.

Freyja Benjamin topless in Everything In Between (2022)

Scoop, April 29, 2025 (11:31 am)April 29, 2025 (11:32 am) ... 1 comment.

Australian drama.

18 year-old Jay has had enough of life. 28 year-old Liz can’t get enough of it. And as Jay stands on a cliff top contemplating putting an end to the meaningless miasma of his existence, Liz lands in town on the latest leg of her endless adventures backpacking the globe. After a sliding doors moment brings this unlikely pair together, they form a deep and immediate bond – much to the chagrin of Jay’s privileged but jaded socialite parents. Unfortunately, Liz’s laissez-faire lifestyle is brought to an abrupt halt by a rare and exotic illness known as coccidioidomycosis and, as Jay becomes more and more entwined in her plight, all four are forced to come to terms with their world views in this harrowing, provocative, yet ultimately uplifting saga.


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Alix Villaret and Maddy Ambus got naked and very friendly … (.gif)

Scoop, April 29, 2025 (11:01 am) ... no comments.

in Utopia (2014)

“Super hot Italian sports journalist Marialuisa Jacobelli in a nude photoshoot”

Scoop, April 29, 2025 (10:55 am)April 29, 2025 (6:31 pm) ... 1 comment.

Marialuisa is one of the 2 hottest sports journalist in Italy (the other is this one) and she was involved in a scandal recently regarding her alleged affair with football legend Francesco Totti.

Ester Expósito nude and sexy

Scoop, April 29, 2025 (10:53 am)April 29, 2025 (6:33 pm) ... no comments.

Stunning Spanish actress Ester Expósito in all her nude scenes from from the hit TV show “Elite” and also more recently from the film “Lost In The Night” (2023) + bonus sexy pics and scenes .


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