Manchurian Biden!

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“There is no Joe Biden,” the post claims that the former president was actually murdered in 2020.

President Trump re-tweeted the post, so he must know that it’s true – but how could he?

Aha! Now I get it.

It was sheer genius – a perfect plan to get Trump elected in 2024 and perhaps retain power forever: replace Biden with a doddering double who would reveal his senility in a televised debate, thus assuring a Trump victory!

If he conceived and implemented this plan, Trump truly proved himself an unparalleled mastermind capable of complex thinking and long-term strategy. Fake-Biden was the perfect “Manchurian Candidate,” placed in office solely to serve Trump’s brilliant long-term aims. Fake-Biden’s unexpected withdrawal from the 2024 race almost ruined a perfect strategy, but the quick-thinking Trump was able to adjust and emerge triumphant.

If Trump is behind this, it explains how he can be so sure the 2020 election was rigged. He must have rigged it himself. If the story is true, as his retweet implies, rigging that election to lose was a masterful gambit. It installed Manchurian Biden in office, thus allowing Trump the time to assemble his 2024 plans and to consolidate the team he needed to pull off his assumption of absolute power, all while he waited patiently, actually in complete control the whole time, although pretending to be a nincompoop.

I never suspected a thing. All this time I have been fooled by the suave misdirection of a master magician.

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That said, a fake robot Biden could have been a great idea if the Democrats had thought of it first.



Anna-Lena Schwing and others totally naked in an episode of Nord Nord Mord (s2e3)

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This is a German crime procedural from ZDF.

Full frontal nudity on broadcast German TV in 2019! You can still watch the entire episode on the ZDF website for free (see below).

Ina Behrendsen has fallen in love with Sylt seal conservationist Leo Fischer. Their happiness doesn’t last long. After a seal rescue mission on the beach, Ina finds him there, beaten to death! The first suspect falls on a group of young people camping illegally at the Sylt elbow. They call themselves “Naked Seals” and steadfastly refuse to wear clothing until boat trips to the seal colonies are stopped.
Inspector Carl Sievers and his team find a bloody car jack in the sand of the camp – the murder weapon. When the excursion boat of Captain Sven, a friend of Leo Fischer, is blown up and he only narrowly survives, the inspectors believe they have found the perpetrators.

However, the victim’s parents also pose a mystery. They run a taxi company in Westerland, where a deeply gloomy atmosphere prevails. Father Franz, his wife Lara, and their son Max apparently lack any feelings of grief. But when Ina’s fingerprints are found on the car jack at Hinnerk’s initiative, everything is turned upside down.

Ina is suspected of murder, but angrily denies it. Eventually, however, she is forced to admit that Leo had recently had an affair with the wealthy Sylt resident Bea Fender. She now comes under the investigators’ scrutiny, but Leo’s family also has a few secrets hidden within it.

Ana-Lena Schwing

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The woman in the sex video is Juliane Köhler, but you really can’t see jack.

Johnny Moronic reviews the nudity in the Aussie/Kiwi films of 2021, part 1

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Johnny’s notes:

Looks like 2022 will end up with 4 to 5 updates as most of the movies featured will end up being movies I haven’t seen so there’s so much to do. You’ll find that I’d only capped 3 of the 12 movies featured in this update. Anyway in this update there’s only brief nudity in the body horror thriller Blur and drama Everything in Between. But there’s plenty of new sexy videos from the other movies featured.

Jessica Biel in The Better Sister (2025)

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This is an eight-part mini-series about the murder of a high-powered attorney in his Hamptons home. The prime suspect turns out to be his son, thus revealing an unexpected family dynamic. The widow’s estranged sister, who allegedly struggles with addiction, re-enters her life during the investigation, because the sister is really the biological mother of the boy. The two sisters work together to clear the boy they both consider a son.

There are two central questions:

Who really committed the murder?

Which is really the better sister?

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Jessica Biel, as the widow, isn’t naked, but she’s in thong underwear twice, and she has that athletic build!


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Stifler will get paid $225,000 per episode for being in that Tim Allen series

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… for season 2. He made $90,000 per episode for season one, so they gave him quite a bump.

Righteous bucks.

I had no idea that Stifler was in such demand. That guy is nearly 50 years old, and while I like him (Role Models is one of my favorite comedies), I haven’t seen him in a while.

To be frank, I didn’t even know that show existed until today, let alone that it got renewed for a second season. Kat Dennings is the producer and is also in the show. I guess I’m going to break down and watch the first episode. Stay tuned.

Update:

I watched it. Standard sitcom. It uses the dreaded laugh track. Tim Allen plays the same character he always plays, so the show could easily be called Car Improvement. Compared to other run-of-the-mill sitcoms, there’s nothing really wrong with it (except the laugh track), but I don’t have any inclination to watch the rest of the season.

(Stifler’s part in the first episode was insignificant. I suppose they must have given him more to do later, given his salary increase.)