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Rebecca Black has some big guns

Scoop, September 2, 2025 (1:32 pm) ... 1 comment.

Sexy outtakes of Rebecca Black topless but covered in a photoshoot for her Salvation album!


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Ainett Stephens shows off dat ass

Scoop, September 2, 2025 (1:24 pm)September 2, 2025 (1:25 pm) ... no comments.

Lookin’ great at 43!


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Per Wikipedia: “Ainett Stephens (born 28 January 1982) is a Venezuelan actress, tv host, model and beauty pageant titleholder.”

She is a beautiful woman and looks even better from the front: (Instagram)

Simona Jakstaite in a see-through dress in Venice

Scoop, September 2, 2025 (12:38 pm)September 2, 2025 (3:20 pm) ... 1 comment.

I guess Simona is not an actress, but she surely has the looks for it!


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Simona Jakstaite, who is a Lithuanian creative director, and who is involved in both finance and fashion, showing nipples in a see through dress while attending the La Grazia premiere during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival!

The full HD gallery is here.

Hailey Bieber understands the true purpose of Instagram

Scoop, September 2, 2025 (11:29 am)September 2, 2025 (11:30 am) ... no comments.

Namely:

1. Show butt to get views
2. Sell shit
3. Profit


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Danica Patrick knows how to dress for Burning Man

Scoop, September 2, 2025 (11:22 am) ... 3 comments.


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Girl has some muscles. She posted many pics of her Burning Man experience on her Instagram today.

Elli Rihannon Mueller Osborne naked in Requiem For Selina

Scoop, September 1, 2025 (9:00 pm)September 3, 2025 (12:40 am) ... no comments.

Norwegian drama series.

In early 2000s Norway, 17-year-old Selina starts a beauty blog “Celina Isabelle,” sharing tips and promoting surgery. As her influence grows, she shifts from bullied teen to Norway’s top blogger and controversial icon.

Norwegians have and use a lot of names. When I lived there in the 90s, they referred to each other formally by all of their names. If they were Tor-Finn or Odd-Simen or Ann-Katrin, that’s exactly how people addressed them. It was “Good morning, Ann Katrin,” never just Ann, and definitely not Anni or Kat. Being a good Texan, I appreciated this, since our state was filled with Betty Sues, Billy Bobs and Joe Dons, so I Texified their monikers when I lived there. Ann Katrin became Annie Sue, for example, and Odd Simen became Odd Bob, which sounds like a Bond villain, but was a major upgrade in English, because his name is pronounced pretty much like “odd semen.”

(There are also Norwegians named Odd-Bent, which is pronounced more or less as it looks. Odd-Even is one that is funny on paper, but not when spoken.)

By the way, the young Norwegians loved these Texas names so much that they started to call each other by them, even when speaking Norwegian, although they would Nordify the sounds a bit when they spoke Norwegian, so Bob sounded like Bawb or almost rhymed with the old testament Job, depending on which part of Norway they came from. I taught them the proper Texas “bahb” pronunciation when they spoke English, and they drawled it out even more than I did. (Norwegians are great at English. If I coached them, almost all of them could speak a few sentences sounding completely American.)

The older Norwegians found all of this disrespectful and didn’t see the humor in it.

That said, Elli Rihannon Mueller Osborne is a lot of names, even by Norwegian standards. (And none of them sound very Norwegian.)

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Vanessa Aleksander topless in two episodes of A Girl and an Astronaut

Scoop, September 1, 2025 (8:01 pm) ... no comments.

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Previous nudity and series information here.

Vanessa’s nudography here

“Eleni Foureira topless and sexy”

Scoop, September 1, 2025 (5:51 pm)September 1, 2025 (9:23 pm) ... 1 comment.

Eleni Foureira is one of the top singers in Greece and she became worldwide famous some years ago when she took the second place in the Eurovision song contest (representing Cyprus)

The nudity in episode 1 of A Girl and an Astronaut

Scoop, September 1, 2025 (3:16 am)September 1, 2025 (11:12 am) ... no comments.

Polish series (“Dziewczyna i kosmonauta”) that combines sci-fi elements with a love triangle. On Netflix.

In 2022 Niko was a young arrogant fighter pilot who got the opportunity of a lifetime: to go into outer space in a Russian capsule for 24 hours, as part of a private experiment on human cryopreservation. He was madly in love with Marta, who was equally pursued by Niko’s best friend, Bogdan. Shortly after being launched into orbit, Niko began to hallucinate and accidentally set the capsule timer for thirty years, immediately going into sub-hibernation.


In 2052, Marta is married to Bogdan, and they have a daughter, Oliwia. One day, Niko’s capsule reappears in the sky and lands in the ocean. SkyCOMM, the Russian company that launched him into space, retrieves it and brings it back to Russia. There, Nadia, who thirty years before was a seven-year-old girl whose grandfather was the doctor in charge of Niko’s health and training, now suffers from ALS and wants to use Niko’s stem cells to find a cure. Marta travels to Russia to bring Niko, who hasn’t aged, back home, but is prevented from doing so by the Russians. Niko eventually escapes, with SkyCOMM operatives in pursuit.

Daria Polunina

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Dominica Sakowicz

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Zofia Jastrzebska

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  • Fernanda de Freitas topless in episode 3 of Capoeiras

    Scoop, September 1, 2025 (12:09 am)September 1, 2025 (12:19 am) ... 1 comment.

    New series from Brazil. Currently streaming on Hulu.

    It follows two close-bodied capoeiristas, chronicling the duo’s adventures, loves, and travels.

    Close-bodied?

    Anyway, …

    Capoeira is sort of a combination of dance, gymnastics and martial arts. It is highly stylized, and can be performed as a show or as a fight. In this series, I gather that it’s sort of a semi-underground fighting circuit, and it’s brutal like MMA.


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