Greer took a bath in this weekend’s episode of Kidding

Sophie is the daughter of Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed. This appears to be an outtake from her Wilhelmina Modeling portfolio. (Hit the right arrow twice on her Wilhelmina page to see a nearly identical pic.)

and Bella Hadid pokies to boot

Yanet Garcia stepping out of a swimming pool (Instagram video, October 6)

And she almost, but not quite, fell out of her top as well.

This is the one of her in the yellow gauze top. I don’t know how I feel about UHQ. It’s nice to get the detail, but I’m not sure I need to see every clogged pore and stray hair. Maybe some mystery is essential to maximum sexiness.

I don’t remember seeing it before, but it may be a vintage one.

She has enormous breasts. The clip is from Albert Nobbs (2011), a film in which McTeer and Glenn Close both play women posing as men in order to obtain a position of higher status in Ireland at the beginning of the 20th century. (My review)

This is a .gif compilation of Hannah twerking in various stages of minimal dress.

College football scores

What’s it like to play for Alabama? Here’s a hint:  Saban reamed everyone out because they only won by five touchdowns! (65-31) He pointed out that you don’t really “win” if you allow 31 points.

So there’s that.

Now back to reality.

There were a few upsets this week:

#5 LSU lost their first game, to #22 Florida

#7 Oklahoma lost their first game. They lost a typical Big 12 shoot-out (48-45) to the Longhorns (#19). There’s not a lot of defense in the Big 12, is there? I imagine Austin was jumping on Saturday night. Texas/OU weekend was always a crazy time in Austin, even when it was an away game for the ‘Horns, and especially after a Texas win.

#8 Auburn picked up a second loss against Mississippi State, and it was not close. Auburn never scored a TD in the 23-9 rout.

#13 Kentucky woke up from their dream. They lost to the Aggies in OT.

#14 Stanford got absolutely clobbered by unranked Utah, 40-21.

UCF continued to win. That’s about a thousand in a row. They were undefeated last year, including a Peach Bowl win over Auburn, and they are undefeated again this year. They are kind of the small-time Alabama, as they win every game by a mile (48-20 this week). So do you think they are in the top ten? Not yet. They are #12, but the losses by three higher-ranked teams should vault them up to #9 or #10, so a tip of the hat to them for rising that high out of a non-major conference. Of course, the other side of the coin is that Sagarin’s computer ratings place them much farther down (29th in the country) because of their weak competition. (They are ranked 158th in “difficulty of schedule.”)