I have three of the five signs, so I guess I’m on my way.

Since the dawn of homo sapiens, man has tried to solve the mystery of woman’s groin. After the failure of every wise man and poet from Adam to Homer to Henry Miller, who could have guessed the answer was in Fort Pierce, Florida.

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As usual with these sorts of reports, the only genius in the story was exhibited by the headline writer. The story itself? Meh.

25-year old German actress Lena Meckel’s nude debut (Brief Breasts)

Polish actress Zofia Wichłacz show breasts in a weirdly edited/shot sex scene in 1983 [S1E4]

Both actresses show their breasts

32-year old Irish-American actress-professional silent clown Lola Kelly AKA Deirdre Gaffney in The Ouija Exorcism (2015)

I’m not up on my superstitions, but doesn’t exorcising the malevolent presence from a Ouija board mean that it is no longer useful, Ouija-wise. In that case, wouldn’t a Ouija board just be a “board”

Stephanie Griffith (Brief Breasts), Taylor Hughes (Brief Breasts), Megan Greer & Amanda Kadlec in American Paradice (2011)

Zuzanna Tomaszek in a long erotic clip from Erotyka (2018)

This .gif is the best quality clip I have seen from this 1972 film. She was a beauty.

Katrina Law in an episode of Spartacus