Zooey turns 39 today. This is the best .gif I’ve seen of her one and only topless scene (in Gigantic, 2009)

(And her sister has never done any nudity, to my knowledge.)

Pretty picture, good quality. Lily-Rose Depp’s top is essentially transparent.

Emily Sandifer and Jennifer Blakeslee get naked together in Love (2016)

Full-frontal nudity from Sofia Shinas in a 1995 episode of The Outer Limits

In the dialogue for this scene, she strips and tells the guy “I’m fully functional.”

Shinas was Brandon Lee’s co-star when he died during the shooting of The Crow (1994)

Sarah Gadon in Octavio Is Dead (2018)

Or perhaps I spelled “hits” wrong by one letter. She is, as they say, stacked.

The major drop occurred among suburban men, where Trump’s net approval rating slipped from +12 to -6.

The poll offers no explanation for the change.

“Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s former personal lawyer and fixer, confirmed on Thursday that he paid a small tech firm to rig online polls,”… “at the direction of and for the sole benefit of” Trump.

This sounds worse than it is. It’s SOP. ALL online polls are invalid, and since the sample is self-selecting, they are all rigged in a sense. Every one I’ve ever seen is “stuffed.”

But you have to love the details of the payoff. The Journal reported: “Cohen gave Gauger a blue Walmart bag containing about $13,000 in cash. Gauger also said that Cohen randomly included a boxing glove Cohen claimed at the time had been worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter.”

(Cohen denies those details, thereby refuting the one and only cool thing anyone has ever said about him.)

The other great detail: Trump/Cohen were supposed to pay the guy $50,000 in total. According to the story, Trump did give Cohen the fifty grand, but Cohen only turned over $13K and pocketed the rest.

In a related detail: Cohen also hired that same firm to promote a “Cohen is sexy” campaign on Twitter. Wall Street Journal reports Cohen paid John Gauger to set up WomenForCohen account to promote him as a ‘pit bull’ and ‘sex symbol’

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Boy, if ever a client and a lawyer were meant for each other!

You go, Rudy. Soon you’ll actually fall back on the spurious Onion quote of you saying “Crime is not illegal.”

Perhaps Giuliani is right. It’s hard to keep track of his positions. He has argued that collusion is not a crime, so he obviously thought there might be some. Well, I was assuming he thinks rationally. I figured, “If he thought there was no collusion, he would not bring up the subject of whether it was criminal.” That might be logical on my part if we were talking about a sensible person, but this is Rudy.

The President, however has said many times that the campaign did not collude with Russia, the most recent being his infamous “smocking gun” tweet in December.