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Tove Lo is more or less naked under a sheer dress at the red carpet premiere of A24’s “The Drama” in Los Angeles on March 17th 2026!
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Since Tove has been topless in public more or less every day of her life, she has appeared here before.
Upgraded to Blu-Ray quality, with sub-titles.
There’s plenty of nudity, but it’s the same sort of thing you’d see in old issues of National Geographic. Here are the new videos. The videos are in real time, giving you a good idea of the film’s pacing.
Below is a sample of what you will see:
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Based on IMDB, the actress playing Nafea is Yvanne Evangelista and the woman performing the ritual is probably Sasa Cabalquinto since she is credited as the Babaylan which is a Filipino shaman. The actress playing Loa is Ghdd Amaro.
The critics absolutely adored this account of Magellan’s attempt to circumnavigate the globe. Contrary to what you learned in history, he did not make it, although a few stragglers from his expedition managed to limp home to Spain. He started with five ships and more than 200 men, but more than 90% of the crew died and only one ship made it back.
This film scores a 90 at Metacritic and 88% at Rotten Tomatoes.
I couldn’t watch it. It is so slow that if Tarkovsky watched it, he’d be shouting “Get on with it” at the screen. It is one of the slowest-paced films ever made. There were actually times when I thought it had frozen, only to see the timer still ticking away.
I thought that the film was painful at 2 1/2 hours, but NPR reports that there is a nine-hour version in the works! If I had been the editor, I certainly could have cut it to a 15-minute short without losing anything important, but frankly, that would still be boring and repetitive. If you watch the trailer, it is basically the entire movie in two minutes. Just the right length.
Here’s the point: Magellan was a religious nutcase and a brutal asshole who brought misery to everyone he ever met, was betrayed because he failed to honor his own word, was killed by the indigenous people he encountered, and left behind nothing but death and the destruction of culture.
Grazi’s breasts were visible momentarily as Madam Beja bathed with her man.
A man’s dream project of renovating an old house turns out to be much more difficult and costly than anticipated.
Literally translated as The Dream Cottage, this is a Swedish remake of The Money Pit. Perhaps it’s more accurate to say that both of those films were updates of the Cary Grant postwar classic, Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Home.
Johnny Moronic’s clips from this movie are here. (Scroll down.)
There was very little nudity this week, really little more than brief nipple exposure. After a promising start, the series has lessened its reliance on T&A for its shock moments. In this episode, Beja did bed down with both of her men on her wedding night, but the real shockers were gay sex and a gay orgy.
Actress Alba Baptista showing off her big boobs in an alluring red dress on the red carpet at the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Los Angeles!
The Portuguese actress is Sra. América. (She’s married to Captain America.)
Anya Taylor-Joy flaunting her long legs in pantyhose as she attends the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Los Angeles!
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