We may have reached max swanky bullshit. It doesn’t get much swankier or bullshittier than an event where Tiffany celebrates the birth of Jesus with gaudy baubles and fake trees.
Maybe if Balenciaga held an A-list party to introduce a new line of Holocaust-inspired handbags.
On the other hand, can swanky bullshit be so bad if it inspires so many see-through outfits, thus accomplishing the charitable objective of making all of our lives better? Tiffany is simply following JFK’s adjuration that “here on earth, God’s work must truly be our own,” especially if we can air out a few tits and make a few bucks in the process.
Now that I think about it, that sort of selfless charity kinda makes me the Mother Theresa of my generation.
Olivia Wilde braless in a see through dress at the Tiffany & Co. Celebrates the Holiday Season event in New York City!
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