As Trump Puts His Brand on Washington, the Kennedy Center Gets a New Name
The sign now reads “The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.”
Memorial
Do you think Trump is aware that he’s not dead?
Probably not. In terms of awareness, he seems to have gone Full Biden. I think he’s putting his name on things so he doesn’t forget it. (He now calls Susie Wiles “Susie Trump.”)
Other suggestions for renaming boring, passé Kennedy stuff:
Cape Trump
Trump Space Center
DJT-JFK Airport
The USS Trump
Mount Trump
Trump Kennedy Island (Solomons): The island where Trump and Kennedy bravely co-commanded the survivors of PT-109.
The Trump Kennedy Half Dollar
The Trump Kennedy Memorial in Dealey Plaza
Rue du Trump
Harvard’s Donald J. Trump School of Government.
Jessica Parker Trump
and of course:
HHS secretary Robert F. Trump, Jr.
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Also – Shouldn’t June 14th be called Trumpmas?
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The man formerly known as Joseph Kennedy III, now known as Joe Trump, grandson of former U.S. Attorney General Robert F. Trump-Kennedy, whined on the social platform X:
“The Kennedy Center is a living memorial to a fallen president and named for President Kennedy by federal law. It can no sooner be renamed than can someone rename the Lincoln Memorial.”
In that last sentence, I think he is referring to the Trump Memorial, the building dedicated to whichever President did the most for African-Americans. Some say that used to be Lincoln.
Also, since the Sea World board saw him in his tuxedo, they renamed their most famous orca Shamu Trump.
How much stuff did Hitler name after himself? I think I asked that before.
Well, of course, there is the Trump Youth, formerly named after Hitler.
And of course, the great musical now known as Springtime for Trump.
By the way, Trump, now there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon – THREE coats, unlike Hitler, that little two-coat pussy.
I remember, he used ketchup and whatever else he could throw. Used to call his main rival “Loser, failed artist, low-energy Trump wannabe Jockson Pillock.”
The president is an egomaniac idiot. Don’t republicans have a problem with this? Why is it not possible for republicans to question undignified actions?
Act of Congress is actually required to change the name.
He don’t need no stinkin’ Congress.
Here’s one that I could get behind: A Confederacy of Dunces, by John Trump Toole
IT’S HAPPENING GUYS!!! HE’S RENAMING STUFF… HE’S DEFINITELY NOT LEAVING OFFICE NOW!
Just gonna sit there shitting himself and smacking the Diet Coke button til they pry it from his tiny, dead, makeup-wearing hands, eh?
I’m not worried about him leaving office. I doubt Sleepy DonOld will survive his entire term.
I’m just baffled how someone can be that vain.
Just saving all that taxpayer money you guys supposedly care about so much. Never seen an idiot piss away as much money on useless things as him. How’s it feel to be taken by a grifter on a consistent basis?
Shouldn’t that last one be ‘Trump Shamu’ ? I mean, you want the bigger one first.
Point well made.
Isn’t there a convention against naming such things after a sitting President?
In addition to badges, laws and Congress, he don’t need no stinkin’ conventions.
Well, there’s a convention against tarting up the Oval to look like a hybrid New Orleans whorehouse/regional car dealership HQ. Lots of silly-ass things to be undone once the Fanta Menace is gone.
That’s the inside of the Oval. The wall outside is going for more of a Ramada Hotel Conference Room vibe.
But why is it still oval? The Donald J. Trump Tetrahedral Office and Snack Center has a nice ring to it.
Insult to New Orleans whorehouses really…
Good point.
Full and sincere apologies, ladies. At no point did I intend to imply that you shared any features or attributes with that fat fuck.
No apology for car dealers, though. Those guys blow. They’d probably take ‘resemblance to Trump’ as a compliment.
Isn’t this the point though? Why even bother? Any ‘dignified’ Administration will simply undo all of this horseshit anyway, so I don’t understand why they waste their time.
Oddly, Trump seems to have such enormous control over all aspects of the Government that, if he weren’t so inherently selfish, he could use to make actual positive change and establish a lasting legacy. Instead, he pisses away his time with such utter nonsense that he’ll really only be remembered as the ‘dumb’ president (yes, I said ‘dumb’, Trump lovers. Like, drug prices coming down “400, 500, even 800 percent” dumb).
He’s not brainy. You cited one example.
You can also see him fail to perform simple arithmetic on an episode of Howard Stern. He fails to make even a reasonable guess. (The problem was something like seventeen times six, and his answer was greater than 1000!)
He also was something like a C+ student at Fordham, according to the people who commuted with him. (He and I were both students there in calendar 1966.) The gossip was than he got extremely low marks on tests, but brought his grades up with take-home assignments, but that might just be bullshit.
On the positive side, he had enviable athletic skills, and was constantly asked to join intramural teams, especially softball and football. He was supposedly great at baseball, but I don’t think he ever tried out for the team. He was known as an avid golfer, although I don’t think he tried out for that team either.
He did play varsity squash, of all the crazy sports to play.
So golf, squash – the ultimate sports for rich white boys. Too bad we didn’t have a polo team.
How about the Trump-Epstein Files
Change Washington, DC to Trump, DC. I can’t wait until he goes.
Unfortunately the elected officials who 100% support what he is doing (we know this because they could stop him if they wanted), will long remain
God these people have a need to smear Trump’s diaper all over everything. It’s disgusting.
Also on brand that all the board members where muted during the call so they couldn’t vote no.
All or just some?
Only the melanin enabled.
Which is, unsurprisingly for this administration, par for the course.