Emma Corrin topless in Lady Chatterley’s Lover (2022)

Emma is today’s trending search topic, since she is bald and villainous in Deadpool and Wolverine (opened today)

Here is my complete coverage of three versions of Lady Chatterley’s Lover, including all of Emma’s nude scenes in the 2022 version.

Emma’s version placed #4 among our best nude scenes of 2022.

From the comments, here’s a 23-minute film clip from Emma’s version

Emma Corrin was topless (briefly) in the first episode of A Murder at the End of the World

Emma Corrin topless in episode 4 of A Murder at the End of the World

Emma Corrin walked around Toronto with her labia partially exposed

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By the way, I watched the Deadpool movie and enjoyed it. It is a good comedy with some pretty creative action scenes. Both the characters and the sets break the fourth wall constantly, referring both to the action within the movie as well as the legal and marketing action back here in the real universe. Ryan Reynolds is sometimes making fun of the Wolverine character, but at other times is just making fun of Hugh Jackman directly. At one point he threatens a villain with having to listen to Jackman sing show tunes! There are plenty of jokes about the other MCU films and the Fox films. They really skewer the utter confusion of the Marvel multiverse, and there are cameo appearances from about anyone you can name. Sixty-something Wesley Snipes, who somehow hasn’t aged in 30 years, is tremendous as Blade. I’ll tell you that Henry Cavill is in it, and I’ll tell you that they make a joke about how Marvel will treat him better than DC, but I won’t tell you how he fits in. Don’t leave until the post-credits sequence, in which Chris Evans delivers (actually the verb “echoes” would be more precise) a totally off-color monologue that sounds like it should be coming from the mouth of Samuel L. Jackson. (Don’t fret. He’s not ruining the image of Captain America. ‘Nuff said, as ol’ Stan Lee used to say. You should see it for yourself.)

I’m not a superfan of comics or comic book movies, so I probably missed half of the references, but the half I did understand were a lot of fun. (For example, I had no idea that Professor X had an evil sister who is nearly all-powerful. Apparently she was important in an Ant Man film that I missed because – well, you know, because it was a fucking Ant Man film.)

My only disappointment is that they couldn’t somehow shoehorn in my new favorite performer from Succession, Cousin Greg. I mean they used Husband Tom as a villain, but squandered a great opportunity to have Cousin Greg as his lackey. I would have done that, and I would have named the character Cousin Greg.

I was thinking of adding Cousin Greg’s birthday to the Scoopy Calendar, to replace National Orgasm Day. I think of this change as a recognition of modern reality in the new ecumenical spirit, like when the Catholic Church nuked St. Christopher or that Friday meat thingy. Sadly, that guy (real name Nicholas Braun) was born on May 1, which is just too close to my High Holidays, which go from Shatmas until Giant Pink Japanese Day. I really need a summer holiday. Cousin Greg was actually my second choice. I really wanted Booger’s birthday, but that’s in late November. I’m thinking of going with “Hey Now” Hank Kingsley’s birthday (Jeffrey Tambor, July 8th), but I haven’t convinced myself yet that he is a big enough doofus heroic enough to be worthy of sainthood. Once you have Shatner and Salieri in your pantheon, you have set the bar high. My criteria is this: any movie or TV show is automatically better if you add Shatner, Salieri, Booger or Cousin Greg, but I’m not yet convinced that’s true about Hey Now Hank Kingsley.